ERM EXCUSE ME BUT IT'S [CURRENT YEAR]

Dawg I beat this fight on 3DS at age 10 it's not THAT hard

Phil just wants a button for the game to play itself. He would have loved the game mixtape...

Reminder that it is your moral obligation to hate this dickhead since he actively contributes to the downfall of the video game industry.

In a year or so we’ll be seeing this at a GDQ presentation.

How did he get to the end of the game without knowing how to dodge

They should just make DSP mode for games. Checkpoints every time you hit a boss, decreasing difficulty, and after 5 tries the game just says “I was cheating reading your inputs, you win, move on” and beats the boss for you

I need muh checkpoints dood!!

Don’t take anything this guy says serious. He does it because he knows it pisses people off.

Phil really wants every game to have the beat the game button or manual saves so he can save scum

"Well now I got the best upgrades" he says, completely justifying why they made that decision in the first place.

And of course fake gamer DSP cant do a barrel roll to save his life.

>now i have the best upgrade this is why the checkpoint is at the beginning of the tunnel

My first run I took 1 hit at of all 8 levels. This is the easiest bullet hell game ever made. How is this dude so fucking ass

Dude it’s because you can get different power ups depending on where you go. Stop being lazy and play better

@TheRealDashFir1 Guy loves checkpoints and savestates almost as much as he loves money

like 20 seconds away from the boss

@jtlats2 he's the only person I ever seen Karen out on bosses. Sir! I wanna speak to your developer!!

Dude really just wants to be hand held in EVERY game he plays. Deal with the smallest and basically punishment like going back via a save that he doesn’t like and he starts bitching like crazy

My favorite part is where he complains about the tunnel run and then ends up at the boss with better lasers than he had xD

You answered your own question. They have you go back so you can get upgrades after you lose. Also, you dodge him vertically one direction or the other. First swing is low, second is high. For better success, shoot his eyes immediately and go for the left hand first 😀

Fuck he’s unbearable.

I facepalm in utter disgust right now.

Is his mouth getting more crooked?

The game makes you play a full tutorial before starting. It shows you and in fact MAKES you learn how to dodge enemy attacks. Phil just has the memory of a goldfish.

Hate the little stroke face he makes when he pretends to be confused at the camera.

I know always someone will chime in to say no doubt he's acting stupid for a living. -but he just genuinely has a stupid sort of face, it's hard not to believe him.

Andross been playing the same game since 1993 when the first Star Fox came out. Phil still can't adapt.

ironic he keeps mentioning this current year thing, because he's completely stuck in the past. refuses to get with the times at all.

You telling me the have the same boss fight from the original N64? How creative. Why do people buy this slop?

King of Retro

@TheRealDashFir1 "There's nothing I could do" Classic Phil.

"It's 2026, i need the game to hold my hand!"

I'm just glad you didn't make fun of his stupid lightbulb head or ultra receded hairline. Good on you