Even the soldier looked like he wanted to help

It was a simple snap fastener. The pokey part goes into to hole part.

But IQ tests proved he is able to distinguish an elephant from a lion

He can’t even open a box or close an umbrella!

A orange monkey from Hollywood hard at work

Trump: "Going forward all medals will come with Velcro. It's going to be really, really great."

@NotHoodlum

Mission Accomplished(ish)

We need more 35-40 year old presidents. These guys are too old, slow, sleepy, and their minds are deteriorating. When you have someone who is young as president you have a sharper and faster mind behind the country. Sick of these slow grandpas ruining the country.

Holy shit, it was broken and thats why he had to tie it. I think this thread is full of retards with TDS. @X you fucked up and gave me a retarded algorithm

Biden wake up fresh but Trump before ceremony

Oh come on... give the man a break. Trump excels at cognitive tests where he can identify a giraffe in seconds, not these ultra-complex physical tests.

He’s like I fought in combat and I’m gonna be choked to death by the president

👕👔👖🎀

This shit pisses me off because yeah it’s not a big deal but could you have imagined the media shit storm from Fox News if Biden took that long

The soldier was lucky not to be strangled by Trumple.

And it ends up like this. WTF…

There's a HUGE difference between not being able to clasp a necklace... And not being able to RUN A COUNTRY. 🇺🇸✊

Looks like Donald is more sleepy than Joe 🤣 SleepyDonald

Do you have any idea what standing for long does to a heart that only beats a few times a week?

I legit wonder if Trump knows how to tie a tie.

How many pedophiles does it take to clasp a clasp.

The Left are trying to spin this as if Trump didn't know what he was doing. The guy's clasp was broken, so he had to tie it. Here is the footage of him clasping someone else's that wasn't broken:

Imagine getting your medal ruined by a senile pedophile

Could not even open the box. The gig is up

50.27 seconds without breathing?? That is a top solider NGL

It’s so painfully obvious he has dementia

But biden was the one who was in decline and trump is perfect mind they say.

He's clearly choking them and that's no honor. Hey, Fourth Estate @nytimes et al where are all your headlines about this basic failure of cognitive and physical function by @realdonaldtrump??

The "smartest President of all-time" doesnt know how to close an umbrella, open a box or work a clasp, huh?

@briantylercohen He has no fine motor skills left because of his advanced dementia

@JewishcouncilMF President of the US defeated by snap fastner. You just can't make this shit up.