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Ever since my sis ass got fat she can’t stop clapping dat mf🥴 #ebonytaboo #ebonypyt #pytthot #nuttyteen #fatass #assclapping #youngho #goon

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I lost 138 lbs eating 120-150 grams of fat a day. Let me say that again for the people in the back. One hundred and fifty grams of fat. Per day. Bacon. Butter. Egg yolks. Chuck steak. Ground beef. I was flooding my body with animal fat and my body responded by healing everything. My hormones balanced. My insulin resistance reversed. My metabolism healed. My inflammation dropped. My brain fog cleared. My skin improved. My joints stopped aching. All from eating the one thing we’ve been told for 50 years would kill us. Here’s what they don’t tell you about fat. Your brain is nearly 60% fat. Every single cell in your body has a fat based membrane that controls what goes in and out. Your hormones, the ones that regulate everything from your mood to your metabolism to your menstrual cycle, are built from fat. Specifically saturated fat and cholesterol. The very things they told us to stop eating. Fat is what allows your body to absorb vitamins A, D, E, and K. Without fat, you can eat all the vegetables in the world and your body can’t even use the nutrients. Fat is what keeps you full. Fat is what keeps your blood sugar stable. Fat is what gives your body long, steady energy instead of the crash and burn cycle you get from carbs and sugar. And what did we do? We went low fat. We replaced butter with margarine. We replaced lard and tallow with seed oils. We filled everything with sugar to make up for the flavor we lost when we took the fat out. And then we wondered why everyone got sick, got fat, got diabetic, got depressed, and got put on fifteen medications. The low fat era was the biggest nutritional disaster in modern history. And we’re still living in the fallout. I ate more fat than most people would ever be comfortable with. And it gave me my life back.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​🧈👑

Queen of Carni

44,320 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

Stephen A. Smith’s voice nearly cracks with RAGE as he goes off on Keith Olbermann. Olbermann urged ESPN to “fire” Smith’s ass, and Smith has finally had enough. “I want to say this about Keith Olbermann. I’m sick of your pathetic ass. I really, really am. You’re a 66-year-old — barely with any friends. Who the hell knows what’s going on in your life? “And all you do is sit back, and the second you disagree with somebody, you pop shit. You, of all people. You! You! (voice cracking) Keith Olbermann! Literally trying to get me fired. “‘It’s time for ESPN to fire Stephen A. He’s hurting the brand. He’s bad. He’s. He’s damaging the brand.’ What?! Cartoon character? Who looks more like a cartoon character than you? Keith Olbermann, you can’t run five feet with your fat self. “And I’m not talking about fat people. I’m talking about Keith Olbermann. You can’t run five feet. You’ve been walking around with a keg, a cane, exercising melodrama every chance you get. All you do is make enemies. “You napalm bridges all the time! Including ESPN, and you got the nerve to talk about me?… “I want y’all to know, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been in this business since 1994. I have never uttered a negative syllable about Keith Olbermann — ever! “… So why does he have to resort to being seen on YouTube and barely anywhere else? Because nobody wants him. Because he’s a raw pain in the ass. That’s why.”

The Vigilant Fox 🦊

1,574,466 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

JAIDYYYYYNNNNN!!! Girl you might wanna shut the entire fuck up fr 😂😂😂 “could never be me”, but it’s LITERALLY been you FOR YEARS! The nigga just wasn’t streaming for you to know what he was doing beforehand. Jaidyn Alexis If you TRULY think it’s never been you, as long as you been a fucking doormat, you delusional as FAWK! 😂 Hell, Blue used to go straight from the house with Chrisean, over to your house, and you somehow got pregnant while being a side bitch to your own baby daddy, soooooo ???? Yeah, thought so. And you STILL are a side bitch to your own baby daddy which is the cold part, but you wanna call somebody else dumb? The audacity 😂😂😂 I’m sorry but the fact these bitches really be thinking they better than each other is really blowing me 😭 ALL you hoes are dumb! That’s why yall all got kids by the same nigga, because his type is literally dumb bitches with absolutely no respect for themselves. The fact Jaidyn is even taking part in this bullshit with Blue and his whores just shows you how much respect she doesn’t have for herself. She been done the worst out of the 3, and LITERALLY still fighting to prove she the best or the favorite somehow. Truly the biggest clown in this shit smh I wish tf I would ever be yelling into a camera talking to the second whore my bd got pregnant since me about some bullshit. What part of the mf game is this? She ain’t even have this much smoke for Sadie, and that was supposed to be her bsf who was fucking on her bd 🤨 it’s something about them other 2 BMs, mainly Nevaeh, that really get her going though…. But she TRULY believe she better 🥱 Maaaaan bye

Whoopty Wooh

60,113 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

I’ll add some context to my earlier tweet because I’m still mentally recovering from everything that happened. We were southwest of Kankakee, Illinois and we turned north to go down a dirt road with a bunch of chasers, and once we turned down that road everyone started turning around. I assumed everyone was turning around because of the wall cloud/tornado crossing it, well I was wrong. I couple people turned around and very large hail started hitting the road, so we use a persons driveway to turn around and once we got turned around, a big chunk of hail hit my passenger window (because I’m not the driver), presumably baseball sized hail or larger and nearly shattered the window, but thankfully it was soft enough that it didn’t. We went back east and north on the highway to get another view of the tornado and it goes into full multi-vortex like 30 yards in front of us as hail starts hitting the vehicle, so we turn back around to find a vehicle (I don’t wanna call them out directly) was parked in the middle of the road and was blocking it. That chaser moved and we went south to find more cars on the shoulder on the left side of the road and another car stopped in the southbound lanes and they were panicking and they were blocking us from going south. Thankfully they moved and we were able to get south. Around this time, we start getting text messages that my grandparents who live in Yukon were hearing tornado sirens and we’re getting into shelter. So once we got south of the supercell and were repositioning, I was looking at this while driving and directing my mom because I was trying to figure out what was going on. We were going north on a highway and accidentally missed the road to turn right because my mom didn’t see it and I wasn’t paying attention. So she is forced to make a very sharp right turn on a road that curves, and since we chase in a 13,000 pound Chevy dually 1 ton, we can’t exactly turn on a dime. She tries to turn once and can’t make it so she backs up, she then goes forward again thinking she can make it and she can’t, so she has to back up again. In the midst of this, 3 chasers including Connor Croff were behind us and we were getting honked at. I got told that over stream Connor was bad mouthing us, got mad at us, and said that we almost caused a 3 car pile up simply because we stopped at a stop sign, cleared it, then tried to make a sharp right turn but couldn’t make it all the way, and this made me and my mom very mad once we learned this because we didn’t almost cause a 3 car pile up. If we almost did, they shouldn’t have been driving that close to us and should’ve been giving us space. After this, we continued east and eventually ended up ahead of the supercell as it was producing a wedge tornado. We began driving north towards it and my mom told me there was a semi truck coming up beside us and I asked her to turn our CB Radio on and see if I could get into contact with that driver and get him to stop. In the act of doing all of this, I lost complete situational awareness and ended up putting us in a terrible position. I was able to get into contact with the driver who passed us on the left and managed to get him to stop. Once I got him to stop I looked back at radar to see that we were in the path of the tornado so we turned back south. As we were turning south the tornado was crossing the highway and winds increased significantly. Visibility was bad and we got hit by the tornado. We got hit by a satellite or a vortex on the south side of the tornado and almost blew us off of the road. By losing situational awareness, it got us into a terrible situation, and had we not been in our chase vehicle, Black Betty, that could’ve been a lot worse, but it takes a lot to move this truck, let alone roll it. We’re alright, I’m alright. The truck is alright and didn’t sustain any damage from that tornado, but I’m going to be taking a huge step back and reevaluating the way I chase. Thank god we’re alright.

Max Archer

223,889 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад

BADDIES MIDWEST EPISODE 6 🍿 - Natalie should’ve took these girls to McDonalds and got Apple Pies , 2 for $1 , cause they wasted that lady time at the Apple Cider factory 😭 - Bad Dolly is dragging it with Ahna , she already turned down the fade twice . LET IT GO . - I want tesehki to stop lying , that was not a friendly push 😭 you tried to push Dolly back to Nowthatstv - 50/50 on Tinka throwing her drink cause I feel like she just want to be involved , but also, if my friend got something thrown in their face , im throwing my drink too 🤷🏾‍♂️ - Tesehki won but Bad Dolly didn’t get whooped to be blinded . They need a ROUND 2 !! - Diamond a real one for going to check on Dolly afterwards . - Natalie in the middle of Tinka & Pretty P arguing had me in tears 😂 - Diamond & Tinka got they foot on Pretty P neck lmaooo - Diamond needs to give Pretty P a head up fade , you snuck her twice already . If this was anybody else , yall would be calling it out 😭 - Big Lex got the best of Ivori forsure . Ivori throwing haymakers but big Lex throwing them too and she faster. - Jela & Akbar was staring at that knot & they was silent lmfaooo - I like Lex a lot but , she needs to let the Jela thing go. I’m over it . - Scotty ate Emma up on that bus . In the back sitting like you on punishment 😂 if you call me boring you can’t EVER have a boring moment . Even if you eating, I wanna see a Mukbang , idc lmao - Natalie such a weird friend to Scotty . - Calling Mariah on the phone , was so embarrassing , cause Summer really took her spot and she doing it up while you yelling through the phone . - Akbar vs Biggie turned into Rhythm & Flow lmaoo - Akbar is the better “rapper” if we talking bars & it’s so many rappers on the show , idk why Biggie got offended 😭 - I’m sick of Natalie in all these “🎀” . It’s giving Little Bow Peep 😭 #baddiesmidwest #isaiahjaay #zeusnetwork

3/12 🎈

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Caller: “My mother is 85 years old and she owes debts on her credit card worth $45,000 Who is liable for her unpaid credit card debt?” Dave Ramsey: “Only she is” Jade Warshaw: “unless you’re a co-signer.” Caller: “She accumulated the $45,000 across five different credit cards. I only found out after my father passed away in July while going through his paperwork.” Dave Ramsey: “Does she have any income besides Social Security?” Caller: “No, just Social Security. She’s already received three letters from debt collectors, and one of them has gone further, they sued her, and the case is now in court over the balance.” Dave Ramsey: “Does she own a home?” Caller: “No. The home was transferred out of her name in 2006.” Dave Ramsey: “And she ran up the credit card debt after that, Does she have any other assets? Does she own any vehicles?” Caller: “yes. She doesn’t own anything, not even a car. She’s never driven.” Dave Ramsey: “Who issued the cards?” Caller: “She has an American Express card, a Citi Mastercard, and a Citi Visa.” Dave Ramsey: “So American Express and Citi issued credit cards to an 85 year old widow with no income other than Social Security?” Caller: “Yes. They approved her for the cards at high interest rates even though Social Security is her only income. I haven’t even tried reaching out to the credit card companies.” Dave Ramsey: “I wouldn’t worry about that. She doesn’t have any money to give them anyway.” “I would explain to her that if she ever borrows money again, knowing she has no ability to repay it, that would be stealing. She has to stop borrowing not just for financial reasons, but on a moral basis.” “If someone dies with no assets, their debts generally go unpaid they aren’t passed on to family members. If there are assets, they’re used to pay debts before any inheritance is distributed. Since she owns nothing and her only income is Social Security, there’s nothing for creditors to collect, and Social Security benefits generally can’t be garnished. In her situation, she’s considered judgment-proof.” “I’m under no moral obligation to these companies. They chose to lend money to an 85 year old widow whose only income is Social Security. They took that risk so they are getting nothing”

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Brace yourselves for peak adorable mayhem: “Big Sister vs. The Tiny Terror – Snow Edition: Operation Fluff Conversion.” This squishy-faced rottie menace Kenji acts like the bravest little lion inside the house—charging around like he owns the place, barking at his own shadow, launching fearless attacks on my tail like a tiny warrior with zero chill. But the second we step outside? Total personality flip. He patters down the ramp after me, then freezes at the bottom and delivers the most dramatic, wide-eyed puppy betrayal stare at the snow, like I just asked him to wrestle a polar bear. “Sis, this white stuff is COLD and WEIRD and definitely out to get my perfect paws.🐾 Indoors bravery: 100. Outdoors bravery: big fat zero.”Cue me, the overworked but devoted big sis turned professional hype machine: unleashing the goofiest, bounciest zoomie performance of my career. Boinging like a kangaroo who chugged an entire espresso bar, play-bowing with the silliest grin and helicopter tail, flopping dramatically into snow angels just to yell (in dog) “IT’S THE BEST THING EVER, YOU TINY CHICKEN NUGGET, COME LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE!” We played the most hilariously rigged puppy Olympics race ever: me powering through the snowy side like a furry freestyle skier shredding fresh powder with zero brakes, while Baby Kenji tippy-toe prances up and down the clear ramp like a pampered prince inspecting his kingdom. (He had EVERY advantage… and still got absolutely dusted by my snow tornado.) Then comes the moment that melted my grumpy heart♥️: I zip back up the ramp, skid past him with the ultimate puppy taunt “Bet you can’t catch me, slowpoke!” and—OH MY DOG—those adorable floppy ears flap like helicopter blades, that chunky butt wiggles like crazy, and he actually LAUNCHES into the cutest, clumsiest, most determined waddle on ice you’ve ever seen, chasing me all the way back inside like a tiny brave hero finally discovering joy. We burst through the door in a whirlwind of happy paws, snowy kisses, and mutual victory zoomies. My heart grew three sizes. His bravery level: officially unlocked (at least for today). Big sister battery: recharged by pure squish. Patience: magically restored. Cuteness: weaponized and hazardous to your inner grinch.♥️☃️ If this made you squeal like a kettle, clutch your chest, or replay the video on loop while whispering “look at the baby goooo,” please tag every dog lover you know, smash that share button so the whole internet can die of cute aggression over Kenji’s epic glow-up from indoor tough guy to outdoor snow rookie turned chase champion, and flood the comments with your own big-sis/little-bro puppy stories—we need the fluff, the photos, the chaos, all of it! Who else has a house-brave pup who turns into a total snow wimp outside? 🐶❄️ #SnowZoomies #RottieBabies #BigSisterWins #KenjiTheTinyHero #IndoorBraveOutdoorScared #PuppyGlowUp #CutenessAttack #FloppyEarGang 🎥 Puppy Olympics snow race with me doing epic bouncies

Team Servicerottie🇨🇦🐕‍🦺🦽

10,628 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

BADDIES MIDWEST FINALE Can’t believe this show been on since November 3rd 2024 . We all the way at the end of March , that’s 5 months basically 😭😭 The word of the day is FRIENDSHIP , something that none of yall have 😭 that SHIP is giving the Titanic 🚢 The sooner yall find out , none of yall really friends , then all the outrage will stop fr cause Natalie calling Scotty is ugly is CRAZY 😭 what kind of friend is that ? & I know as the CEO , professionally Natalie can’t just be jumping into fights , especially if the girls have to take instruction from her , BUT if Jela is your “bestfriend” , you have to do something . I wish I would get jumped and my bestfriend don’t do or even at least, say anything . I been saying this since Baddies Caribbean tho . It’s about the “effort” . Ahna was pissed and called her a cheetah girl 😭 Natalie be wanting them to ride for her , but when the roles are reversed , the same energy is not kept & they have proven multiple times that they had Natalie back, multiple 😭😭 & Rollie you was just calling Natalie unloyal & now you don’t understand why they mad at her 🙄 the same laughing you doing with Natalie & Tinka is the same laughing Natalie was doing with Jela & Scotty about yall when yall got shot . That whole sister circle moment was full of HYPOCRISY !! From everybody . The new girls wore the OGs out though, everybody looked over it . Jela didn’t even have a speech and when does Jela not have a speech ? 😂 she said “crash out” . Scotty dog having Summer chain on had me in TEARS 😭 Ivori got that last round with Mel & the way she just disappeared into the wind was crazy . Not goodbye Mel , no nothing 😩 Neapolitan Tinka is weird for the “piss” comment cause even if you don’t know her , you know that’s nasty , so joking about that is weird 👎🏾 I love y’all. Yall made all my reviews for this season , go viral and for that I’m grateful . I’ll see yall at the reunion 🫶🏾 #baddiesmidwest #isaiahjaay #zeusnetwork

3/12 🎈

128,013 просмотров • 1 год назад

Q: Another person who Diana is close to and is now at a global level is #LISA. May I ask about her? how did you become close? D: It started through Kru Koi, my singing teacher at the time, who was also her singing teacher. Kru Koi told me, 'Do you know there’s a Thai girl who will debut in Korea?…. She was so cute, this Thai girl is really adorable. I told her that if she ever came to Thailand, we could meet, and that gave us the chance to meet in person. Q: How was the first time you met her in person? D: It felt like meeting a sweet little girl, and from day one, she was humble and polite. I could tell she was easygoing, sincere, and kind, which made it really easy for us to get along, especially because she didn’t have any walls up. Q: What do you think point you both become so close? D: We can talk about almost anything. Since I’m older, I can give advice on many things, like being another older sister or a confidante. She would ask, 'What do you think, P’Dia?' Bc I got to know her early on, once we got to know each other, we really got to know each other deeply. Q: You knew her from the very beginning, and now she’s gone global. How do you feel about that? D: I’m happy and very proud. Every time she has an event or posts photo, I get surprised by her. Can one person really achieve so much? She’s doing so many things: singing, acting, and more. I love seeing her grow like this. She’s achieved so much, and I’m really proud to see her succeed. I’m always here for her. Q: Some people don’t realize you’ve been with her from the start and only notice you hanging out together later. In the entertainment industry, fans and critics always exist. Some may think you’re just riding her fame. What would you like to say to those people? D: I don’t really want to say anything bc we can’t control their thoughts. I know my own intentions, I care for Lisa, and I know she doesn’t feel that way about me. Everyone around Lisa wants her to be happy and live a normal childhood. Of course, we make plans to meet when everytime she returns, but we didn’t post pictures before bc it was the rule of her previous (YG) company. Now, we can post more freely bc she’s grown up and strong. Q: Is there anything you want to say to her? D: I want to say I’m really proud of Lisa and happy for her achievements. I want her to know I’m always here, she can come to me for advice anytime. I’ll be her friend, her older sister, always accompanying her……. I feel touched when I talk about her, she’s also very sweet to me. She does things I wouldn’t expect and takes good care of me. She doesn’t just let everyone take care of her, she also takes care of everyone else. LLOUD

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🚨BREAKING: Andrew Wilson tells Joe Rogan that Candace Owens won’t accept $300,000 to debate her theories about Charlie Kirk’s murder. WILSON: “You can’t get these people to debate their positions.” ROGAN: “Who won’t debate their positions?” WILSON: “Candace Owens. I offered her $300K to debate.” ROGAN: “What’s her position?” WILSON: “She thinks that Israel worked in conjunction with TPUSA and Erika Kirk to murder Charlie.” ROGAN: “Based on what?” WILSON: “That’s the million-dollar question... She’s never presented a single shred of evidence that Israel murdered Kirk or that Erika Kirk did. In fact, her position for the longest time was, ‘If Erika tells me to stop pushing conspiracies, I will.’ So Erika told her to stop... and the next day, Erika was trying to cover it up and was part of the conspiracy too.” WILSON: “Can you even imagine how that feels for her, especially now that she has tens of thousands of people accusing her of murdering, conspiring to murder, and covering up what happened to her own husband? That’s mind-boggling psychological torture on a level I’ve never seen.” ROGAN: “Hindsight is 20/20, but given the reaction, I think it would have been better for her to lay low for a little while. Going out with the sparklers was not a great idea because it just seemed insane. And maybe sometimes, when you’re grieving or trying to show that they’re not going to hold us back, people make choices that could be interpreted in a very bad way.” WILSON: “I asked her about the behavior, and she said, ‘Look, I was put in the worst spot I could ever think of. I was the background character. I was just there to support my husband. The only reason I got involved was because Charlie was so pro-marriage, and he wanted to demonstrate to the world that you can be pro-marriage and have kids.’” WILSON: “When he dies, this moves over to her control, and the first thing she says is that she wants to honor his last book. She wants to honor his legacy. ‘I don’t know how to take this position. At the same time, there are expectations for the organization my husband built, but I’m also in the middle of grief. I don’t know how you balance that position. Who has ever been in that position?’” ROGAN: “Right. This has exposed people’s character. The fact that the left was celebrating it... they have to feel bad about that... It’s just so cruel.” P.S. Charlie was the one who loved the sparklers. You could see them when RFK Jr. came out to endorse Trump and at all of Charlie’s major events over the past few years because Charlie loved them. Joe Rogan Andrew Wilson Candace Owens

KanekoaTheGreat

1,157,265 просмотров • 25 дней назад

THIS IS SO PURE AND SWEET~~ lom got herself such a fairytale type of love 🫠🫳🏻🫳🏻 #เสน่หาวาโย *SPOILERS* :) . . . "lom?" the beautiful woman called out the name of the person she shared the house with. however, since she had woken up a little later than usual this morning and wayo hadn't come to wake her, when she got up, she found the house empty. after celebrating with wine last night, she was feeling a bit hungover, but not as much as the sickness caused by the local liquor that had made her feel ill before. "where could she have gone? she didn't leave a note" it had become an unspoken rule between them ever since they had to face the rebels that they always inform each other before going anywhere, so they would always know the other was safe. but today, catherine didn't understand why wayo had broken that rule. if she didn't hear from her, she would have to go look around the house or ask the villagers. "blew" "what are the kids doing here?" "come on, let's go" catherine looked at shasha, who eagerly grabbed her hand, pulling her to walk along. the other children surrounded her, leaving no chance to ask where they were going. having been there for a week, catherine had become close with the children, just as she had with wayo. the kids often invited her and wayo to play or to teach them activities during their free time. "where are we going, shasha?" "it's a secret" the little girl giggled and led her to a resting area on a hill. then she instructed her to stop and wait there, telling her to close her eyes and count in her mind. catherine agreed to follow the instructions, but as she was counting, she heard the sound of children running down the hill. perhaps it was a prank. or maybe just their idea of fun. "you can open your eyes now" "lom! what's going on? don't tell me you planned this with the kids" "yes, i asked the kids to help bring you here" wayo smiled as she appeared to reveal the surprise that had been planned. she had come up with this idea the night before and successfully prepared it with the help of the children early that morning. "don't do that—i woke up, and you were gone. i was worried" "sorry, but i've been with you the whole time. i didn't know when to prepare the surprise. i woke up early today to get ready" in truth, she had spent the whole night planning it, as she had felt a deep desire in their relationship that had been there long before anything had become clear between them. but as they spent every day together, their love grew stronger, making it harder to pull away. wayo wanted to make everything clear, to show catherine that she was committed to their love more than anything. "surprise?" "a flower crown. it might be a little crooked and not as pretty as rose's, but i made it for you" "it's beautiful.." "it's not as beautiful as you—but let me put it on you" catherine nodded and let wayo carefully place the flower crown on her head. she loved the surprise so much that she wanted to take a picture and keep it as a memory. she would treasure the effort of the one she loved, who loved her in return. "but that's not all" "there's more of a surprise?" "do you know, in my eyes, you're always a princess, and you'll always be my princess" "a matching ring?" wayo opened her hand to reveal a simple silver ring, two matching bands that she had found from the local area. they weren't royal diamonds, but every bit of their simplicity held pure love. "even though we've only known each other for a short time, we've been through dangerous situations and life-or-death moments together. we've built so many memories, proving the love we have for each other. i don't know if time matters in love. but i've never once doubted loving you—not even for a moment. i've always been confident in the love i have for you, and from this moment on, i always will be. and if you feel the same, there's one thing i want to ask you right now" "..." "blew, will you marry me?"
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THIS IS SO PURE AND SWEET~~ lom got herself such a fairytale type of love 🫠🫳🏻🫳🏻 #เสน่หาวาโย *SPOILERS* :) . . . "lom?" the beautiful woman called out the name of the person she shared the house with. however, since she had woken up a little later than usual this morning and wayo hadn't come to wake her, when she got up, she found the house empty. after celebrating with wine last night, she was feeling a bit hungover, but not as much as the sickness caused by the local liquor that had made her feel ill before. "where could she have gone? she didn't leave a note" it had become an unspoken rule between them ever since they had to face the rebels that they always inform each other before going anywhere, so they would always know the other was safe. but today, catherine didn't understand why wayo had broken that rule. if she didn't hear from her, she would have to go look around the house or ask the villagers. "blew" "what are the kids doing here?" "come on, let's go" catherine looked at shasha, who eagerly grabbed her hand, pulling her to walk along. the other children surrounded her, leaving no chance to ask where they were going. having been there for a week, catherine had become close with the children, just as she had with wayo. the kids often invited her and wayo to play or to teach them activities during their free time. "where are we going, shasha?" "it's a secret" the little girl giggled and led her to a resting area on a hill. then she instructed her to stop and wait there, telling her to close her eyes and count in her mind. catherine agreed to follow the instructions, but as she was counting, she heard the sound of children running down the hill. perhaps it was a prank. or maybe just their idea of fun. "you can open your eyes now" "lom! what's going on? don't tell me you planned this with the kids" "yes, i asked the kids to help bring you here" wayo smiled as she appeared to reveal the surprise that had been planned. she had come up with this idea the night before and successfully prepared it with the help of the children early that morning. "don't do that—i woke up, and you were gone. i was worried" "sorry, but i've been with you the whole time. i didn't know when to prepare the surprise. i woke up early today to get ready" in truth, she had spent the whole night planning it, as she had felt a deep desire in their relationship that had been there long before anything had become clear between them. but as they spent every day together, their love grew stronger, making it harder to pull away. wayo wanted to make everything clear, to show catherine that she was committed to their love more than anything. "surprise?" "a flower crown. it might be a little crooked and not as pretty as rose's, but i made it for you" "it's beautiful.." "it's not as beautiful as you—but let me put it on you" catherine nodded and let wayo carefully place the flower crown on her head. she loved the surprise so much that she wanted to take a picture and keep it as a memory. she would treasure the effort of the one she loved, who loved her in return. "but that's not all" "there's more of a surprise?" "do you know, in my eyes, you're always a princess, and you'll always be my princess" "a matching ring?" wayo opened her hand to reveal a simple silver ring, two matching bands that she had found from the local area. they weren't royal diamonds, but every bit of their simplicity held pure love. "even though we've only known each other for a short time, we've been through dangerous situations and life-or-death moments together. we've built so many memories, proving the love we have for each other. i don't know if time matters in love. but i've never once doubted loving you—not even for a moment. i've always been confident in the love i have for you, and from this moment on, i always will be. and if you feel the same, there's one thing i want to ask you right now" "..." "blew, will you marry me?"

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Tuesday - Louis CK Louie is 58 now but moves like he's 85. He's got the darkest thickest under-eye bags I've ever seen, they're even apparent from below. He will not make it to 70 and if he does he will be so physically repulsive he won't even have to tell jokes any more — which is a shame because in my opinion he's the greatest living stand up by far. I am sick and tired of pretending there's any competition in this genre. This was the THIRD time I had heard him do this set, which barely cracks his top ten hours, and I was laughing my ass off the entire time. EVEN WITH THIS LOUD DRUNK BITCH BESIDE ME.. it made me realize how formulaic Shane Gillis and every other big up-and-comer feels in comparison right now, like they're all rolling off a conveyor belt at the comedy factory where you take a PREMISE, add a PUNCHLINE, and a CALL BACK, with THREE TAGS, and mechanically deploy this stuff over and over with no real through-line or heart in it at all. Louie is relentlessly personal and so his sets evolve with him. I saw him for the first time last year in Indianapolis, and was "severely disappointed." He seemed stilted, nervous, coasting on absurdist buzzword shit tailored for drunken simpletons. He'd say "Vagina" with no context and these hicks would lose their minds. I drove 4 hours to see him that day and couldn’t believe how empty his material was. Jokes that could’ve been written by anybody. There was one prick of personal truth — when he talked about putting his Dad away in a Home. He's been writing about his absentee father his whole life. It’s obviously a great source of anxiety and frustration. So it's no surprise that he leaned in to that thread, sharpened it over the course of the tour, and now the whole set circles around this theme of aging: "All my fat friends are dead. If you have a friend that's older than 50 you should say goodbye." Says big tall egg-shaped Louie, who looks like two Carlins combined. My date was way too drunk to appreciate the occasion. We were in front row seats at the Hollywood Bowl. She bought them for us at dinner, 1 hour before. Different Asian girl from Monday. She had never been to a stand up show in her life, and so she didn't really "get" comedy, and she wouldn't stop fucking talking. Pulling her phone out and texting God knows who. The security guy whose job it was to prevent me from climbing on stage and whipping my cock out had to reprimand her: "Please put your phone away" in the middle of the set. I could not believe it. We're here in the front row beneath the GOAT and he's KILLING, in a stadium of 20,000, and you're texting on your god damn phone? Who? Who could it be? It was a homeless guy from reddit. Not me, a different homeless guy. At one point she actually asked if she could step out and do some blow. I said are you kidding? There's like 10 minutes left, just shut the fuck up and enjoy it. I'm starting to worry that females can't appreciate stand up like I can. Overall rating: 9/10. He’s probably gonna die soon but for now he’s still got it. Mark Normand tonight, Dave Chappelle Thursday, Mulaney Friday.

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