💙 Everton💙

Me at 10am because I’m a USA toffee 💙

@Mightyblue1878 Nail and head come too mind 😂

I'll do well to get to 3.45

Yet you're still all over us... you're like that dickhead ex that can't let go... 😆😆😆

Hahaha bless your heart

True story

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Sure it's not going to be 3.45 😂😂😂😂😂 Hope your mums getting better 🙏

I'm going today.

And regardless of your bio, I actually did feel kinda special when you quote tweeted me 😅

Well a woman had to make you feel special at least once in your life. Congratulations Alan. Today is your big day

😂 Wow. First time for everything! And if Everton win as well it'll be the best day of my life. Thanks so much Carmel

We'll see. Maybe try be positive and you'll manifest some positive. Certainly couldn't hurt to try..

Hahahahah fuck off Alan

So true

When you're exposed to constant Everton negativity before a ball has even been kicked, and we've actually had a decent preseason, it's hard not to feel like all blues are moanbags at the moment. We're a fickle bunch tho, so hopefully we'll ALL be buzzing Toffees by 5pm today 😬

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