Every guy when they see tall grass

I guess I’ve failed as a man 🤣😂

What every guy is thinking… “My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next”

I think of velociraptors in the lost world 🤷‍♂️

"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

That's a good way to get chiggers.

No lie detected

LOL

Am I the only one?

I mean, women too “There once was a dream that was Rome.”