every single Schmidt line

"you look like a homeless pencil" is like up there for me

He was genuinely the best character on that show. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

I still refer to chutney as “chut tin ney”, even in my head at the grocery store.

@asiwulec

@a93377273 look this isn't like the best new girl/schmidt moments or anything but ig just check it out before you go all in

Schmidty’s persona encompasses half of what my perosnality is made of today