Everyone should have an MP5 in their collection.

I agree with this wholeheartedly. Can you convince HK to make that plausible and affordable?

looking for 70k that my wife doesn't know about for a good transferable

The question is, which one?

You mean a real suppressed @HecklerAndKoch MP5 like this one?

Yet here I am stuck in The Communist State of Illinois

Heck yea!

Unless you're building your own Army, a collection of weapons is pointless. You need one rifle and one pistol when the time comes. Choose wisely.

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I think an mp5 or variant (hk94, sp5, etc...) is something most gun enthusiasts will own at some point in their collecting. It's on the list of should have's for sure