“Everything I’ve looked up, squirt is in fact pee” -Doitche “It has to be” -Mikey Bets “What else would it be?” -Doitche “Nothing. It’s pee. There’s not some like magic liquid that comin out of a woman” -Mikey Bets

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Dude im telling you… its a little magic in there

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@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool I bet they’d like to see Hannah squirt ropes

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Barstool what on the fucking planet earth are we doing here with these loosers. Omg

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool It comes out of the female piss hole. The piss hole is connected to the bladder. The bladder contains ONLY piss. There is no female organ that produces 'squirt'. It's an orgasm that triggers the bladder to empty. Ya'll getting peed on.

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool And today we learned Mikey Bets has never satisfied a woman

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Wasn’t there a study where they dyed the urine in a girls bladder and when the she squirted it was dyed the same color?

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Asparagus. Asparagus solves this conundrum.

@RealMikeyBets @hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Ask Nicky smokes, he hooked up with Hannah

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Okay well two things: 1. I’m pretty sure that’s not the case. At least not entirely. And 2. What the fuck does this have to do with sports?

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Riveting fucking sports journalism, right here!! Just amazing job guys....morons. if I wanted squirt conversation, I'd look up @ANGELAWHITE 🖤

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool The confidence is honestly taking me out 😭

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool It's not piss!! But some residual of urine can be in it .. look up Skene's glands.. secrets a clear fluid out through the urethra.. the larger a women glands are the more likely they are to squirt. My ex squirted and it has a completely different smell!!

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool the way he said not some magic liquid like hes been testing samples all week and came back with results

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Either way, it's going in my mouth.

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool What’s wrong with a little magic man

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool If it’s pee why doesn’t it smell like pee? Gf is a squirter and I feel like my hand or self would smell like piss if it were piss but I also don’t know what else it would be

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Its piss

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool What else would it be?” Famous last words 💀

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool It doesnt smell like piss...

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool If the barstool podcast network wants to have like 30 shows that aren’t really about sports, sure whatever, go for it. But shouldn’t the flagship Barstool Sports account be about sports?

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool LOL. I’m not jumping in the fray here, but you could argue there are two squirt scenarios. One is def pee.

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Barstool Sports

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool It's a little magic mixed with a little bit of pee

@RealMikeyBets @hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Where is Danny? Squeeze out started.

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool The certainty is crazy 😭

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool It's not 100% piss. But some of it is.

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool just wait til they find out what butthole juice actually is

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Of course it’s piss but it’s happy piss. We can’t have dude seriously acting like they give a fuck if it’s piss or not. We’re all happy just to feel like we’re doing a good job.

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool Isn’t doitche like 40?

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool sounds about right tbh, no magic here

@hannahcmontoya @RonnyDoitche @RealMikeyBets @iambarstoolgreg @VivaLaStool 😂 Bro said “no magic liquid” with full confidence