Exclusive: Lindsay Clancy Jury Speaks Out

It will live on forever. Retard of the century.

Man. When you take the gloves off, you take the frackin' gloves off. 😂

The parody is becoming more painful every day.

What I found amazing is when I heard there was one holdout juror, I thought it was one person who didn't want to convict. I just realized it was one guy with sanity who actually realized that she strangled and killed her children and the toxicology report does not make any difference.

She was a good mother because she let her kids live a few years and didn't abort them.

I like how the first line is a real quote from one of the jurors 😭

".. she only has a record of killing her own kids.. and they're all dead so she can't kill them twice" .. how did yall miss this joke ?

Can we please start the rumor that Lindsay was a Trump supporter so we can watch how quickly they all shut the hell up? I mean hell, we just found out Karmelo was MAGA

This isn’t fair because that sassy black woman would have convicted the shit out of Lindsey

Lindsay Clancy needs to be tried separately for each of the murders. Each child needs their own individual justice.

These Woke women remind me of this scripture: 6For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, 7Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. 2 Timothy 3

Another juror said: “I can’t believe how hung up that one juror was on Lindsay killing a bunch of younglings, I mean kids.”

Oof! This should be played on a loop in Times Square.

@IMAO_ The stuff of legends. You guys are undefeated

Well?

missed opportunity: "it's not like she did something unforgivable... like calling someone the N word"

Satire so good it’s hard to tell it from reality

Exclusive: Demonic bitches moan about a murderer not getting away with it.

More depraved than Clancy are the Clancy jurors

When I would read these verses in Revelation, I couldn't imagine such an evil world or society. But today in 2026, it makes perfect sense. Revelation 11:7, 10 (7)When they have finished their testimony, the beast that comes up out of the abyss will make war with them, and overcome them and kill them...(10)And those who dwell on the earth will rejoice over them and celebrate; and they will send gifts to one another, because these two prophets tormented those who dwell on the earth.

It would seem like crazy insane depraved criminals are definitely getting a jury of their peers.

Wow.. The Retarded force is strong in these Dumocrat Libtards.. Every single one of them.. Except the hold out.. I'm guessing he was the only Republican..

I wonder how the women on the jury would feel if Lindsay had killed their kids

This is exactly how the Netflix documentary is going to look.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Maybe I don’t get out much or maybe this is just perfect comedic timing on something that shouldn’t be as controversial/backwards as it is!!

Oooh gaawd definitely pissed myself on this one 😭 TY Babylon Bee 🙏 ❤️ be

Sometimes even the Bee is uncomfortably close to the real & disgusting truth, like you just can't Satire it enough to make it ridiculous.

With jurors loke this and woke justices, and a growing disdain for law and order and any type of civility and moral behavior....the average America citizen will not receive any justice. We are passed the pint of sanity in this country as the fringe continues to grow like a cancer