Excuse me?!

I thought any longer than 2 weeks and I was shame spiraling and calling myself a filthy lil bitxh w zits. Ohemgee 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥴

I gagged. I actually gagged. I bet her bath water looks swampy as hell.

Bold of you to assume she regularly bathes

How haven’t the sheets got up and walked away in their own???

This is wild to me because it feels AH-MAZING when I crawl in bed with fresh sheets. Like, I love love love the feeling of freshly laundered sheets. This is wild and gross.

This explains that smell some of them have 🤢

Listen, I’ve always known a certain group of people are nasty but … I never, ever thought we’d be in a timeline where they would just admit it. So proudly. Laughing! My continued avoidance of “potlucks” (luck is a deadly double entendres) & “sleepovers” is once again validated.

No she didn’t I know the smell is ungodly !!!

Towels and sheets every week. Clothes every week. Blankets every 3 months. Curtains 4x a year, seasonally. Pillows every six months. Mattress and pillow covers once a month, hot water with soap and white vinegar, no softener.