excuse me…are you jesus?

I'm really into how this song is somehow over the top religious and blasphemous at the same time.

He dead ass wrote a song about how he's an asshole, just not that much of an asshole. Then compared himself to Jesus.

It’s like a musical LinkedIn post.

“Awww got dangit, where are my bruised up apples?”

He should elaborate more on that groping part.

The worlds a better place with you in it

Thankful for the use of groping

@samsanders Made me think of you, lol.

The king is back

Why is there an apple stand at the airport? Everyone knows you’re not supposed to travel with fruit. I’m beginning to think he might have made this story up.