EXPLAINING CANADA DAY TO AMERICANS

You forgot to mention that Canadians earn 30% less than Americans and have an even higher cost of living. Elbows up!

Why is it Canadians only seem to talk about Canada Day when trying to compare it to the 4th?

Getting replaced by Indians. Over 50% of your money is stolen via taxes. Incredibly long wait times for surgery. Elbows up fruitcakes

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Did you graduate from Reddit university?

hmmm...the cope is real :)

Canada…(sigh)…this isn’t the flex you think it is. 🙄

"while you wait in the ER for 3 days" he left that bit out.

This is so fucking gay it hurts. Celebrating stale mediocrity is pathetic.

”Life here sucks, but if we keep virtue signaling, the stupid masses will believe.”

It's been three decades since you've won a stanely cup. About as long as it takes to see a specialist MD.

Now from a real Canadian: You better have a snack with you because wait times in Emergency often exceed 10 hours. Most of us don’t eat poutine - or do so on rare occasion - but eating probably the most unhealthy dish ever conceived not something to boast about. The entire system is fine but again, bragging about a your measurement standard is absurd, and moreover if you ask most Canadians what their height is, they’ll respond: 5’6, 6’2, etc… if you say.. he was 184 cm… you’ll get mostly blank looks. Our plastic bag milk is wholly subsidized and controlled by our government dairy cartel - insuring higher prices for all. What we also have is: emergencies act unlawfully used to crackdown on citizens including seizing their bank accounts, media funded by the government and thus beholden to them. New censorship laws on the way resulting in even more tech companies saying they’ll leave Canada. The highest cellphone rates because again we have regulated our own phone company cartel. We have severe housing shortages (while importing millions of undocumented and temporary visa foreigners) driving housing prices to astronomical levels. We have indigenous peoples now making legally endorsed claims to developed land calling into question much of Canada’s development - the same indigenous groups who have been funded with huge sums and have carved out their own independent country within Canada with the threat of going even farther. There are many more issues, however, fear not - we have utterly vapid Liberal memes to distract us!

I forgot this cringe factory was still going. 😅

But you don’t have the 2026 Gold Medal in hockey. So there’s that

Canadians and Australians battling for who can be the most insufferable lately

this is the most fake and gay video ever. The fact anyone thinks butter tarts, bagged milk, or the forced redistribution of an individual’s wealth disguised as universal health care is worth celebrating just proves how morbidly retarded Canadians are.

Canadian healthcare dispensing apparatus:

I love Canadians talking smack to the enormous country on their border. The entire GDP of Canada is less than the GDP of either CA, NY, TX, or FL.

So it’s like just a really gay version of being awesome?

This is an advertisement for MAID.

So you are a single colony of the British Empire. Ok.

We celebrate the day we get fucked in the ass by the Brits. Also, when you break your arm we prescribe death.

Seek Canadian healthcare.

Didn’t we kick Canada’s butt in hockey….yes. That little girl who was shot at a school came down here for her medical care. Interesting. Perhaps innovation stalls without capitalism.

Half the crap bro listed is just crappy government policies put in place within the last 60 years. Poutine, KFC, crappy healthcare, and the trudeau metric system isn't an national identity. Canada has lost its identity and it truly is a failed state.

You also have tariffs! 🤣🤣🤣

This is probably some of the worst writing I’ve ever seen. I hope you have a real job.

What is there to celebrate?

Canada is already great.🍁