Extensive negotiations this morning. Warning: Aroo content.

I <3 that the Spaniel has her own bed.

Almost needed The Doorbell Gambit.

Pip sleeps on a nice bed than I do. I need to get my sh-- together.

So intuitive.

"Hello irresistible force..."

Could you bounce a tennis ball in front of her? It would be quieter than Zoe's "aroooo"s.

Does anyone give a shit?

Pippa reminds me of my shepherd.

There will be no treat video this morning because Zoë is going to the doggie oral surgeon and will have to be sedated. They know something is up and everyone is in a terrible mood. I hate this.

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

Does any company make "dumb" refrigerators, dishwashers, washing machines, dryers, etc.? I'm tired of these smart products breaking down every three years. My grandparents had the same fridge for 50 years. It can be done.

Donald Trump being all like “you’re a little bitch if you care about sex predators and the billionaires who partied with them, we’re broken up now” is an interesting test of his cult of personality, I’m really excited to see how this season of The Trump Show plays out.