Extra emphasis on "super" in super utility man. ⛄️ #GuardsBall

Well nice play but why tell me why are we making this 0-2 hurler with an ERA around 7.00 look like a commanding Cy Young? Why?

This offense is so dogshit! You bums can't even score on a loser with a 9 ERA🤣

And yet he wasn't at 2b in the 9th yesterday 😳

If Kyle Manzardo is your cleanup hitter, you probably have a problem

nice play by Daniel but tell the offense to start locking tf in

Now show the grand salami

Looks like Vogt may be using the word uninspiring again to describe his team.

Please tell the reigning Manager of the Year to wake up and play this guy every day...

Woooo what a catch

He's a major leaguer.

How many positions could Daniel Schneeman win a gold glove at if the Guards just put him their as their fulltime starter?

Schneeman is a beast

Still waiting for them to get major league hitters.