Fabian Schär 💪

@fabianschaer Wasn't planning on masturbating today

@fabianschaer Cheers admin, missus has left me

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@fabianschaer Lads my Mrs has Twitter please delete this

@fabianschaer Has @SavMondo joined the media team?

@fabianschaer Need VPN for this content

@fabianschaer The content we want & need 🔥🖤🤍

@WaxxaNCL @fabianschaer On way to chemist to buy pregnancy test after watching that!! 🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍

@fabianschaer Ahhhh it’s Fine Fabian Friday ladies 😍

@fabianschaer Still our best centre half when fully fit.

@fabianschaer He will go down in history books as one of Newcastle's most dedicated and trustworthy players. He is giving everything to the team. 🙌

@fabianschaer Don’t ask me the colour of anything

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@fabianschaer Admin knows damn well what they are doing giving us 20 second shirtless Schar video

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@fabianschaer Thanks, Ive been wanting something to get my wife into Newcastle and football.

@fabianschaer Cheers Fab all of our wives have just run to the bathroom

@seolaren @fabianschaer Admin knows what they’re doing

@RichySouthern @fabianschaer All the women fans are gonna be stabbing their cat over this. Wet floors everywhere

@fabianschaer he knows we're paying too much attention to jaissle so he needed to reclaim his fanbase

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@fabianschaer Lord have mercy

@fabianschaer I might be gay

@fabianschaer Worth every penny we pay him 🖤🤍

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@fabianschaer Great, now I’m pregnant

@WaxxaNCL @fabianschaer Thanks I’ve just slipped on my kitchen floor after wor lass seen this video!!

@fabianschaer Now that’s the kind of content I want 😍

@fabianschaer Holy mother of God

@fabianschaer I advocate for this man to do a video like this daily, topless. Yes I’m being ‘sexist and non PC’ but it’s his public duty.

@fabianschaer Millions of women just went faint

@fabianschaer There’s the Twitter porn algorithm in full swing