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Malinois?

Chihuahua, 0.000025 seconds

Thats true. My 2 will just sit their and watch or hide under the bed.

Mine were like you handle it 🤣

A Siberian will invite a thief into you house, show them where you keep the good stuff, help them load up and then go with them.

I'm gonna have to agree with that. 😍

“Zero seconds”… by the time you see one you’re already dead ☠️

Mine like to give kisses to intruders. Goldens are magical creatures but not defense doggos.

Don't let him fool you. Munich would clear this couch in less than 4 seconds if he heard an intruder; otherwise, he is merely checking his eyelids for holes.

😂😂😂😂

Then the Malinois that is reacting in less than a second. Crack head dogs. Sure do lovrmine

lol I don’t think the times are accurate @grok .. But it’s hilarious

Is that 10-14 business days for the retriever? Asking for a friend.🤣

Can confirm.

The last one will lick your hand and look for treats as you're walking out the door with the stereo! LOL

I’m pretty sure chihuahuas should be in between the Rottie and the shepherd

Pretty much. They're the lap cats of the dog world!

Our alarm went off while we were out. Cops got to the house & the side door is open. They cleared the home including closing the door to the fridge (?). When they reached the landing, they could hear the German shepherd/lab low growling. Opened the door & she tilted her head. Stayed on the bed till they left

@LynneA294 The golden just wants a nap 🤣

Business days

Holy cow! I didn't see that coming! Totally accurate 🤣🤣 10-14 days if you're lucky

Yep. Mine thought about an attack in 2018 and is still deciding.

Yeah attack with kisses. 🤣

Goldens are the best. I have a 1/2 golden 1/2 lab but her personality is 💯 golden

😂😂🤣 thank god I have a pit

Many years ago in Sydney Australia the police had to kill a golden retriever, it had killed two people and seriously injured a third

GSD’s are of superior intelligence so they weigh out the variables.

I have two Goldie’s, I can vouch.

Oh my dog!

@LynneA294 That's funny! 🤣🤣

That’s funny. 🤣🤣🤣

My Boxer goes wild barking at delivery folks, but had the tiniest of teeth. All bark and no bite

I, a second independent fact checker agrees. 100% true.

@4gLeeRepeat How bad ya wanna find out?

Chihuahua is -1 day