Failure To Launch

Well, his ding dong almost got launched!

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😅😜

Ain’t no Space-X

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Need more boosters 🚀

😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

That’s made me giggle 🤭

LOLLLLLLL I'm glad he didn't burn up!

😂😂

Big mood… but comeback hits harder! 💪😤

Now, this, my friends, is how you turn a memorial barbecue into a weenie roast 🔥 🌭—and, yes, a memorial was held later that day for the idiot's penis: a much, much smaller one, however. 🍆 ⚱️

It happens to all of us, and it's not a big deal.

THank You-- Great!!

I just cant stop laughing 😂😂

Had to be an anti ice protestor.

😂

Doesn't he feel the heat?

I did those with the kids on the 4th of July. Even wrote stuff on them.

one i bet the blonde is his life partner also she did what was needed and enjoyed doing it lol

i figured out the hard way, they don’t rise because of the summer heat in the south.

Fire forest alcohol water gators/snakes. What could go wrong?

Fucking prick....hope that burnt him!!

not a SpaceX employee I gather...