Fake Kmart Employee PRANK!

@DrewRoberts, have @JustaDirtRoad—or my publicist—reach out to @misfitmindss and We could run a prank where I’m revealed as the father of three long-lost, illegitimate triplets, making up for lost time by taking them on an adventure across America. I could ghostwrite their story

Your best prank is when you pranked a whole village with a new (Macdonald) development plan. Do more of these. After a two week hiatus, your new upload is lazy thinking.