Fall Wedding Entrapment™️ A sickness for which there IS a cure

I am not (at this time) seeking a ban on fall weddings. I am merely asking for all decisions to be respected equally.

Glad to have @notthefakeSVP endorsing the movement

This right here is the LEAST that they can do for us. These people know what they're doing. Making us choose.

Had my niceness weaponized against me one too many times

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We can all meet in the middle, here. If you have to have a fall wedding, they should all start by 9:00 am and end by 11:30 am. Not too much to ask 😬

This might be your best short ever

Of all the ones I needed to be downloadable, this pate clip was not 😔

Wedding, B'day Party, Baby Shower; I don't care what wonderful life event your celebrating. .if you want me to be there, you avoid planning it on any Saturday from September to January. ( Oh, & don't plan it on a Bye Week either, because I still won't show up. . . )

The cure is NEVER agreeing to attend a Fall wedding. This epidemic is only made possible by weak people who agree to attend one. If all of your guests declined this wouldn't be a thing.