"Fathers Day is Pointless. It shouldn't exist." - Dave Smith

@ComicDaveSmith Dave had a retard tangent moment here. No birthdays for men? No use of emojis? Dude went full Jehovah Witness

Let the ministry of Jesus Christ of Nazareth be null, void and of utter uselessness if any being, spirit, presence not of Christ Jesus n his father Yahweh is in me, my pregnancy, babies, laptops, my apartment, all i own even 0.1% ever n they r not 100% non-existent in Jesus name

@ComicDaveSmith Finally something I disagree with Dave on. I'm team emoji. BUT I am 100% with him on men don't need holidays, lol.

@ComicDaveSmith This is wrong. Father’s Day and men’s birthdays are for the people in your life, not you. Accept them as part of the service you do for them. They are happier appreciating you. I say this as a 60 yo who had @ComicDaveSmith opinions when I was younger.

@ComicDaveSmith Funny to learn: In 1972 Prexy Richard Nixon signed legislation making Father's Day a permanent national holiday, observed on the 3rd Sunday of June. @ComicDaveSmith, at least let's have F-Day when your kids are grown. W/kids in middle-age, I get dinner at their expense!

@ComicDaveSmith Libertarians are retards.. you wonder why nobody cares about that party lol

@ComicDaveSmith I ask for the same thing for both. A hand draw picture or note from my kids, all of which I keep, and to be left alone for the day.

@ComicDaveSmith I’m all for no Father’s Day and no birthdays. Please don’t attack my emojis, don’t you dare say no gifs…

@ComicDaveSmith Should be called something else. Fathers don’t need hallmark cards and stupid Knick knacks… But a different kind of day… How about “Fathers Day of peace” where everyone just leaves dad the fuck alone for 24 hours?

@ComicDaveSmith My daughters like the excuse to give me a hand made cars and gift, though.

@ComicDaveSmith As a business owner who handles people’s problems, I’m going to respond to their text telling them I’m going to take care of their problem and then give them 😁👍🏼 to clarify that I’m happy with serving them