Father's Day tips: Men are simple creatures - 💯

And in their sick, psychotic, twisted alternate reality, most women know this and purposefully don’t follow this simple advice.

And stop planting stuff that's hard to mow around.

It really is that simple. But make sure to do it with a smile that says “there’s more from where that came from”

Don’t return this though 👍

I'm good with peace and quiet. Live everyday respecting others and there no need for silly holidays.

And do it like u love it.. not as a favor

Sex, steaks, a cold drink and a pair of those sunglasses.

You mispronounced BJ!

We are not simple creatures. That is just how you view us. We just don't need a lot to be content. Big difference.

She's not wrong.

I bet she is a bitch to her husband

As soon as she said "sex", 95% of wives rolled their eyes and shut off the video.

To those who agree with what this lady is saying: Have some respect for yourselves! That's the BARE MINIMUM you haul your ass to work for every single day, not a celebration, not a gift, a present, an anniversary etc.

No, men can get those 3 things any other time. We want peace and quiet. We don't want to be dragged around or have some big celebration. Give me a hug, and a card, from my kids, then peace and quiet...

let me break it down further: balls empty belly full That's all men need....

What they'll get is, drama, at least 2 female family members throwing a shit fit and going to bed at 10pm after being called "selfish" because he wanted a hug from his grand kids

It's tiresome and condescending to reduce men to simple creatures. I hear this all the time. We are not simple creatures. Our tolerance to women's bullshit should be compensated with to gestures of kindness, consideration and gratitude. That is a given. Simpleminded is to believe that is all we deserve. The problem is that women are seduced with images of what life should be through media. And stop getting in relationship with assholes. Decent men can spot assholes a mile away, why can't you?

Rhinoplasty, that is all.

Yes, Jeff Foxworthy said it best “Men just want a cold beer, and to see a woman naked.”

My husband just wants to be left alone and watch golf 😆

Truth If I wanted something, I already have it, and I rarely want something It must be something that is useful to all the work I'm constantly doing Sex - is there a question there? Kids - if they just acknowledge the day, cool Nothing else needed

Well, and Quiet...

Don’t forget a solid nap

See THIS is why snow bunnies will FOREVER be unmatched when it comes to understanding men

Add in a round of golf with the buddies and she hit the nail on the head

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I'll just leave this here.

@Cosmopolitan needs to make this woman their new editor.

She is not wrong.

She's not wrong.