F*ck it, Myles Garrett Week 1 highlights

NGL who was the smart one that decided for the Rams to leave at the very last minute? Meanwhile, the Niners were already in Melbourne for a week. Adjusted too.

Over a 17 game season he’s averaging $2.5 mill per game. Rams have gotta be thrilled with the early return on investment

Myles Garrett yesterday

He flew to Australia and started doing what kangaroos do, which is standing there in the grass, bewildered and useless.

Myles Garrett imposing his dominance by taking up a spot on the Rams’ 53 and starting roster and then doing absolutely nothing with it 💪

The offseason hype package has officially become a one-man travel vlog. If Garrett’s Week 1 energy matches that entrance, opposing tackles are already checking the itinerary.

Lol POBRE PENDEJO! Thinking he will remain as productive as on the Bengals offensive linemen. 😂😂😂😂 He should ask more money now that he’ll have to play twice a year with 49ers and Seahawks.

@flexus___ 😂

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mad

But it is pretty funny

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Bruh

This is like in 2024 when he played 52 snaps against the Commanders on 10/6 but Google left the game off his log.