Feels like a good time to bring this one back. Fuck it, Tulip mode.

@0xUltraviolence I've been on this earth for a long, long time.

Bro knows Secretariat Ball. They realized he had a gene called the "X Factor" that made his heart 3 times the size. Basically, every horse in racing today is a descendant of Secretariat, in the hope that the gene expression will come out again. In this last Derby, every single horse was a descendant of Secretariat.

do you want the full rant

PLEASE

This guy can really spin a yarn I must say

my quantitative.

@notthreadguy might be #1 hire ever icl

goes soo hard

Dimes Square Secretariat rant unmatched 🐎🫀🍷

The best to ever do it

i really need to meet this guy

@tulipking Lmaooo

lmao based

there are hype videos and then there's this tulip mode >

@0xbaba 🐐

Lmao

he reminds me of sheldon

i'm not gonna lie i've seen a bunch of great takes from him that were already enough of a reason to follow him but this video makes me want to hang out with him

@tulipking This ni99a a G

@tulipking This is terrific 🤣

Fxcking legend

@tulipking pls tell us more about this gigantic horse

hahhaha

He’s so lovable

tulip mode

aura

the crypto john pork been on a run recently