fellas, is this true?

I had a gf who’d always be like “let’s cuddle on the couch and watch a movie!” Girl I got whiskey to drink and shit to burn, I’ll be on the back 40 jumping the quad over the bonfire

How am I not surprised at all by this

Remember boys, 74% of driving related accidents are caused by SOBER drivers. Be responsible: drink and drive.

6 Coronas in.

To be fair, drunk diving at night with loud music on a quiet road is one of the best feelings in the entire world. Hard to compete.

Sex and woman are so overrated. Sadly the idea of finding the ideal woman to raise a family are impossible. Find connections with people who really care about you.

Damn who hurt you bro

The opps got me down. Momentary setback.

Stay up brother

thank you for facebook marketplace

That last one😆😆

In the ditch with the chevy........AW man cyber hug!

❌ Vagina ✅ Driving Malibu into ditch

No. Anyone who says yes has never flown a helicopter.

This dude is living the damn dream!!!!

@DrewDozer

when I drink my keys yearn to me and my engine purrs

Fuck yeah! Ride or DIE!!!!

@heaton90 @stewatmackenzie

that old school Q car is hot. those have always been so good looking ...especially with those wheels instead of the pimpy basket weaves

@en_Danial @zolhielmz @cobisishot @TheSchmidt69 I really wanna do this so bad

Bahahahaha saw this and sent it to a male bestie. 🤣🤣🤣

Fell off a ladder today, told my wife I don’t mind getting bashed, but crashing cars is tons of fun, falling on a ladder that broke just sucks. Same pain but one is worth it, the other just sucks.

Short answer is yes

@Flyguys2810

@KasMensa meinte auf insta: @feruja313fd

@cadetbear ?

@Gilzerablock

This is how I imagine @MARSMEATBARS lives his life offline

@3John1verse4

First guy has it wrong in pic.

That tree came out of nowhere! 👀🤷🏽‍♂️

@SBryan24

@DartnallScott

@pipo_saurio

Is water wet?