Fellas, never ever ever marry a nurse.

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Hunt: she's gonna cheat on you

Yea I will take the word of a fat loser sitting in his basement eating cheese doodles on a burner account. Thanks for the advice

No problem

My sister is a nurse....biggest slut/druggie I know. Moms a nurse too😂 ☠️☠️

Brutal

She's getting married again in April. Exciting stuff.

@qualitylearnc Just casually calling your own mom a slut on the Internet…

@qualitylearnc I said my mom was a nurse, not a slut. Reading's hard for you?😂 She's been married to my day fo 40 years, never done drugs. My sister was the shady one.

@qualitylearnc Must be hard for you, because that’s obviously the point of the whole thread. You added to it w your sister and even if you did it unwillingly & incorrectly, you implied your mother was a slut too lumping her into it. Congrats to your folks though

@qualitylearnc Go watch sports ball dude and stop being a faggot. (I'm saying you suck dick, not implying) 😂😂

@captive_dreamer Buddy married one She went on a rafting trip and banged the guide Easily a profession to avoid

@captive_dreamer I've heard dozens of similar stories

Because they come home tired?

What do they come home tired from?

@qualitylearnc That’s doctors

In that 12 hour shift, she slept with both an oncologist and an ER doc.

Lmfao

After a while they treat you like dirt. I should know. I married one. Cold as ice.

Nurses are fine, just dont marry a whore lol. don’t marry CNA’s though for sure.

Look, the 12hour shifts, the emotional drain, coming home wrecked it's real. But writing off an entire profession because of burnout memes? That's lazy. Plenty of nurses have solid marriages plenty don't. Same as teachers, cops, or anyone in high stress jobs. The real question is can you be the partner who actually lightens the load instead of adding to it? Or are we just scared of someone who sees real suffering every day and still shows up?

Pro tip: Never date a nurse. She said she was 'pulling a double.' Turns out the double was two residents and a crash cart quickie in the break room. At least the hospital food is free... unlike my dignity 😩

Many such cases

Bro to bro. 4 types of women you should never get married to: > A nurse > A waitress. > A woman real estate agent. > An hotel receptionist. They are all whor¢s.

The original, the one above is ai

But DO frequent bars and clubs in vicinity of hospitals.

Bro really posted a tired TikTok of a nurse looking wrecked after a 12-hour shift like it's some gotcha moment proving they're unmarriable. The only thing getting 'cheated on' here is your brain with zero critical thinking. Nurses pull 60+ hour weeks dealing with literal dying people, bodily fluids, screaming families, arrogant doctors, and chronic understaffing while you sit in your mom's basement rage-posting about how 'all nurses cheat' based on anecdotes from other terminally online losers. The divorce stats y'all love cherry-picking? Nurses sit around ~29-33% lifetime — barely above average and way lower than bartenders, casino workers, military, or the guys who actually do cheat at sky-high rates (looking at you, trades & logistics bros). But sure, keep coping that your fragile ego can't handle a woman who has real responsibility and still comes home smelling like hospital instead of your gamer chair funk. If the thought of dating someone who's seen more death, trauma, and naked 80-year-olds than you'll ever see pussy makes you this insecure… maybe the problem isn't nurses. Maybe it's that you're too soft to be anyone's rock when they actually need one after saving lives all night. Stay single, king. The profession thanks you for removing yourself from the dating pool. Nurses deserve partners, not whiny red-pill podcasts in human form.

Funny how certain jobs are romanticized in fantasy and disrespected in reality.

No way being married to a nurse fucking rules

If you really want to live on the edge, try dating a Florida nurse.

Why did she lose her voice? Was she screaming STAT all night? Or is it more performative ?

Safer to marry an OF girls ngl

I’d never marry one cuz I’m already a RN

I did 16 hrs yesterday as a removalist and looked the same when i got home. The shift didnt run her down, she just thinks the fake look she spends an hr to acheive every morning is what she really looks like.

Not sure if she works at a hospital, I did do CNA and Rehab Center, the night shift is super easy unless you're doing behavioral unit. If she's doing the later, have mercy!

If you wiped grown mens asses all day long, constantly ran down by 50+% of patients, constantly belittled by doctors etc. you would also end up being a cold hearted whore / cunt. Also, never marry a women in healthcare.

Nurse marriage? Brutal truth: They'll "treat" you like a patient.. cold, detached and billing you for the pain. 💀 Avoid or get hit hard.

Don't tell me what to do

good thing I’m a neurosurgeon and not a nurse

Never. She'll be shagging a doctor on the side within six months.

To the comments, don’t let your girl work period. Doesn’t matter if she’s a nurse or a cashier. When they spend 8+ hours 4+ days a week with other men. She’s going to develop attraction/feelings for at least one of the male coworkers. Then she’ll be in his backseat every break

Date one for a couple weeks for a good time, but have an exit strategy. Definitely not wife material.

I don't see anything suspicious over here.

Here is a female Divorce Lawyer and a male in the medical field confirming Nurses are most likely to cheat. The man explains in detail how most nurses cover up their affairs!😳 Credits: Valentino Jefferson Divorce Lawyer Denise

I’m genuinely confused. Like how is being a nurse a hoe thing? My grandma was a nurse for 40 years and was an OBGYN Ik she wasn’t doing allat at her job I know many nurses and they simply love helping people as any good person would yall act like every woman here is a hoe

I’m with you but I don’t see why this video suggests you shouldn’t