Finally. A child with some class and sophistication.

I wasn’t ready. 😂

This kid is going to grow up to be a lawyer.

Lmmfao, she didn’t tell her not to touch the 🍷

This is how it all starts. Wine then chocolate. She understood the assignment.

I didn’t eat any M&Ms mom

This kid flipped the script on time preference

5 minutes later…

Balance has been restored to the universe. For now.

Cute but she's being coached. Follow her eyes. Probably the mom.

Bahaha! I bet it was a cab that perfectly pairs with chocolate!

This one's not a sugar junkie, alcoholic incoming

🤣😆 Whatever this is....it's HILARIOUS!

Haha. We told our oldest that he could sleep in the big-boy bed instead of a crib if his feet didn't touch the floor all night. Watched on the baby monitor. He figured out a way to stretch out over to the bookshelf so he could read until sleepy. Sneaky smarties.

Kid did the benefit analysis and determined it’s better health wise to take a sip versus clogging the arteries with sugary candy. Smart.

She even knew how to hold that glass properly. 😅

I really hope that’s not wine but grape juice

🤣🤣🤣 You said ‘don’t touch the M&Ms, no one said anything about the M&Wine’

Wait for the end. This is not your average M&M story. 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Refreshing to see this integrity… 😁😂

I mean we needed a distraction from this daunting task.

I feel like the child is smarter than we think because she lowkey wanted to test her mothers words when she said “don’t touch the m & m’s and she lowkey touched them to see what would happen

Didn’t see that coming 😊

Grape juice, but that was in the script.

Did not see that coming!

🤣🤣🤣

This kid is a mastermind! Someday, he shall rule a large chunk of the human enterprise...

Me at 2 yrs old.. And 5.. 🫢

@grok is this AI?

Hahahahahahahaha classy

Red wine and M&M's do pair well. 🤷🏻‍♀️

😂😂😂

This kid is going places.