Finally, a foid that understands men

She thinks we don’t wipe our asses?

She is definitionally a broad This is the kind of broad that makes ya life better

We found the only funny woman in existence

Missed the part where you win 9k in the sport bet just to lose them in the next bet

Please tell me where men are finding work where they sit in front of three different monitors every day. Actually, just streamline it and post the job listing for me. I'll wait.

Trust me, if you're the guy at work who "trusts the plan" when it comes to wiping, we know.

Minus the texting part, sure, why not.

But did the bet hit??

Game for 2 hours 🤣🤣

Don't wipe, we trust in God's plan. Lol Also, eww.

She only sees tall men as men. Everyone else is invisible to her.

Men who lean into these stereotypes should be lobotomized.

She's got it pretty much pinned down, I respect it

Damn she covered all bases. She did her research.

Funny as hell but reality is more pathetic. Cut out off of the steak and working out but keep the gaming and jerking off.

Not wiping your booty hole is straight from the pit of HELL. Also drone warfare. WTF🤣

Violent daydreams of serving justice, obsessive rehashing old failures, internal philosophy debates etc are all part of male experience and make better joke material imo, theyll never truly know us but its fine

To the common foid this may sound like hyperbole. (Except for the not wiping, that's just wrong)

Not going to work for me. I don't smoke.

“500 grams of ground beef”

You’ve just described every Marine’s daily routine

Which one of you rotten bastards gave her all of our secrets?

"We trust in God's plan." 🤣🤣

Funny, but far from the truth, just another perfect example of how women don't understand men.

Shockingly accurate and can't be considered satire.

So glad I'm out of the dating scene. She's right, but saying it like that takes all of the mystery out of it. 4/10

She sounds like she does everything she listed except touching the top of the door frame.

Holy giga Chad

He would have said yes to sex but you were too busy making FOID videos for your attention fixation. Lucky you.

It really is the life

She must not have had dude wipes.

50/50 you got some right

I mean, the order of operations is off. and not all steps are required for all dudes, but...yeah pretty spot on .

She's not wrong though