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I know this is April Fool's but it's fkn funny and I was disappointed I couldn't buy one.

- All I Knew

It’s 2025 so is this ok for women in liberal cities?

So far one of the best April fools I’ve seen today, but seriously can we order? This would be a great groom gift I’m trying to shop for.

If 2 bulges meet in the wild, will it be known as a battle of the bulge?

I am down Do you make it BWC colors?

WOULD

Gentlemen, this is the most important gear manufacturer on Earth! We must support them at all cost. Groundbreaking!

@NailsToed

Babe why are you modeling a dick to 3D print? Don’t worry about it, it’ll be hilarious.