Fish n chips for lunch.

It’s potato cake - don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

“This is crab meat…” don’t tell him 🥴🤣

Sth Melbourne - gotta try a Dim Sim (for better or worse lol)

same warning as the parma video you call the fucker a scallop and not a cake you might get punched again

It’s a cake!

@DetroitLemons99 Mate calm down. You're declaring war with the tougher half of Australia by calling it cake... What, are you going to put candles on it and sing to it next?

@grantcohn Tougher half, Would that be the xxxx beer drinkers that think mid strengths are a real mans beer ?

@slain121 @grantcohn Potato Fritters. A cake is a fucking cake and a scallop is a mollusc.

@DetroitLemons99 @grantcohn Look up scalloped potatoes... It's how their cut, you confused idiots... Shellfish have nothing to do with it.

@GussyGeeUp @grantcohn Cunt i have a circumcised penis, it still means i have a fucking penis , Potato scallops are fat as a fucking football and have more batter than potato, potato cake thin crisp batter and are fucking delicious ….. hope this helps you confused idiot

Try Stalactites lamb souvlaki in the city

Grant! Love your Melbourne reviews ! Fancy chatting to us on my radio here in Melbourne?

We can assure you no crabs were harmed in the creation of that seafood stick

Aussie here. Loving your content 👍 Your enthusiasm is infectious

@CorruptNSW These are the best Aussie tourism videos since Paul Hogan’s shrimp on the BBQ tourism campaign.

In South Melbourne you say? You must: - Have coffee at St Ali's - Get a Dim Sim from the South Melbourne market

Vinegar is great option on chips and flake too. Try it👍

This is so watchable for us Aussies! It's fun for us to see someone discovering what we know so well. So glad you're enjoying it and even picking up on the nuances, potato cake v scallop (the other day Parma v Parmy. Oh, chicken salt, it's an Aussie delicacy. 😋

You can buy it anywhere in Australia

Grant make sure you try a HSP you will find them at any kebab store in the city A halal snack pack is lamb, chicken, beef, or a combination). with also has sauces usually chilli, garlic, and barbecue.

Vinegar on potato cake!!

Are you in South Melbourne?

Yes.

My bad, I was in a seminar at uni so I didn’t have my volume up😅

Don’t call the potato scallops in Victoria. Only acceptable name is potato cakes. Go to NSW if you want to call them scallops

@Miriah49Lee Shark is INSANE WHAT!? How does the logistics of that even work?? They send someone out to wrestle a SHARK for some fish n chips!?😭

Tartare sauce is for the fish only playa. Major fail but love the enthusiasm.

Bro entered the country as Jerry Rice and will exit as Trent Williams. Outstanding content 🔥 You need to have a barbie (BBQ) to finish your Australian tour. Snags, burgers, steak.

There's a Woolies near by and a bottle of ketchup with your name on it!

We have ketchup. It’s in the supermarket where we leave it.

Definitely get potato wedges with sweet chilli and sour cream. For some reason that combo isn't really done elsewhere but it's fucking delicious

We’ve deported people for less than calling a potato cake a potato scallop You’re in Melbourne and we eat potato cakes

Gravy on the chips is next level

Highly recommend picking up some chicken salt. You can get it in the US at some AU stores or on Amazon. More of a gimmick, but its good. People steal it from restaurants there

We have Heinz ketchup. Potato scallops are just another chance to fry all and anything There’s a reason Australian obesity rivals America

My bet it’s a seagull not a pigeon 🤣

In South Melbourne you have to check out the famous dim sims at South Melbourne Market. Tennis ball-sized dumplings. Fried ones are the best. Closed tmrw, open Wed.

There is so much good seafood here my friend - you need to try Barramundi it will blow your mind also Moreton bay bugs

You need to get a dim sim. South melbourne market makes the best ones

If you like flake, wait until you try the barramundi.

could live with no ketchup if they have mustard and ranch (which you vastly underrate)

They have tons of mustard.

an appreciation of the best condiment (mustard) AND anti trump? smart country

Tomato sauce goes on your potato cake luv!

We have ketchup brother, it’s just with how tight margins are on food most places that give free sauce buy cheap bulk tomato sauce instead of the good stuff