Florida Quicksand

The shoe cemetery was almost creepy

That would have been my first sign not to cross the grass. 😂

🤣 I had no idea it was that serious tbh The childhood fear of quicksand has been reawakened

Keep this a secret. It's designed to swallow up the liberals that we don't want in Florida.

It’s fun watching out of towners learn.

Whats crazy is it looks like it was recently mowed within the last day or two. Must of just had a good rain after the cut. I can see how this one fooled you and others.

The “shoes” are all crocs.

How is the grass mowed? Crazy

Short cuts are mosquito bait- it sucks you in so they can attack.

Florida “ground” kind of sits around on borrowed time. It’s sand on a bedrock of limestone full of holes like Swiss cheese only feet down. The whole Everglades has a “flow” & comes in from the upper East coast & creeps out the southern tip. Making this & sinkholes easy to happen.

Someday you’ll be able to walk on the lost shoes to safely get across

Wtf!? Even the grass in Florida tried to kill you 😂

Great spot for a game camera 📷🤣

A real Floridian knows what the shoes mean

That's exactly what it is!

Definitely not local.

You'd think they might wanna put up a sign😁 Or did that sink in too 🤔

If your house walls weren’t stair-stepping before this storm, they are now. Most of the homes in my neighborhood are now cracking everywhere due to the rise and fall of the water table. I can’t walk in my yard without going ankle-deep into the ground. Florida is sinking!

Florida takes * Keep off the grass* to a whole new level ,a sinkhole level🤣

The Basic Truths of Florida: 1) It’s flat. Want a mountain? Go to Disney World. 2) It’s been one big land scam for 200 years. 3) Everything is trying to kill you. Even the grass median.

fLORIDA sLOWTARD

There is a small patch of that in my own backyard. Hopefully it goes away once dry. That was a lot of water in Palmbay

There's no such thing. Florida was built on tons of sand.

Where. It that pembroke. I’m dying! Loving this guy.

What people don't understand is that if a plane were to crash nose first that the plane would bury itself in to the ground with no signs other than a big crater. While the soft ground would absorb the energy it would also absorb the plane!!!!

The local crock store must be doing really well

Thats what all those fools are living on.

🚨BREAKIN... fuck it I'm tired Florida dipshit walked in a ditch that was in fact a ditch ditch /diCH/ A ditch is a long, narrow channel or trench dug into the ground, most commonly used for water drainage, field or roadside separation, or plant irrigation📷

Looks like a golf cart was swallowed up.

Typical EV ownership experience lol fuck that

But....no one is trapped in it??

I lost my shoes in quicksand, it’s no joke, someone saved me

That's a water retention area, clearly. Still should be blocked off somehow.

The bodies of shoes took me out 💀😭

It’s a shoe graveyard how long will it take before someone figures it out before losing their shoes