Flowers never coming home again

She doesn't understand what Memorial Day is, that's really the story

Next time just get her a bunch of flours instead.

They are definitely not. Be grateful he thought of you that day.

Received a caring gesture and immediately posted on social media to shit on it.

I would have taken them back and thrown it in the trash and then I’d dip. What a bitch.

Small tit energy.

Yeah, and she thinks she's training him to get her better flowers. She's never getting flowers from him again.

Alright check it out young fellas, Roses are like $10-$15 at the grocery store. Just buy them once a month. Then sometimes you can buy these to change it up. The only thing the Husband did wrong is these are the ONLY flowers he buys his wife. Treat your wife like someone you're actually dating.

Jeez, can you girls, for once, just be F***ing grateful for the effort? 🙄

I don’t know why some men put up with blatant disrespect.

Yeah, it's probably staged. Everything is bullshit now. Regardless, don't use social media to air out your petty grievances with your SO. It's fucking childish.

Acting like there is an objectively better option in a completely subjective field like which bouquet is nicer - is such "right brain" female nonsense. There's no "cutest top" it's your tits that matter. There's no nicer bouquet it's the gesture that matters. What a silly cow.

She'd rather get the basic flowers everyone else gets than the ones her boyfriend personally liked.

Guys don't shoot yourself in the foot. My wife likes yellow long stem roses. So I get her yellow long stem roses. Done and done.

I bought flowers for a girlfriend and put them in a vase on her kitchen table. She got upset that I didn't hand them to her. I never bought her flowers again.

She posted a video just to shame her man. He already messed up by giving her a ring. Ladies, making your man into a laughingstock demeans you too because YOU CHOSE HIM. Men, look for signs of disrespect early. Check or dump anyone with this attitude. It won't get better.

Yup. Note to self: Never give her flowers EVER again.

This has to be a skit.

Welp next time get her a vacuum

We need to repeal the 19th Amendment.

That dude needs to run, disrespect

Hey shes communicating her preference. Not sure why she needs to cuck him online like that but besides that just so long as she doesnt mind when he communicates a preference down the road.

He's never comin home again... I wouldn't. F that shit personality...

I’d break up with her right there

1. She could have done better 2. He could do better This discussion got me to write a thing. You can view it at this post or down below. Lets talk about flowers: Start at the fuckin' farmers market if you can Go to your local farmers market and buy a nice seasonal bouquets from a local vendor. In my experience these knock the socks off of grocery store / roadside flower vendors. Be sure to avoid anything that has the vibe standard grocery store filler flowers and definitely avoid dyed flowers (we're trying to improve your game not do the bare minimum). If you don't know what to buy, watch the stand for a bit and see what is popular. Listen. With your ears. Watch with your eyes. Use your seasonal bouquets to gather data, but also pay attention and ask questions. When I'm trying to figure out what a lady I like likes, I point out stuff I think she might be into to gauge her interest. Through this I have have learned she loves lilies, peonies, pompon chrysanthemums, dahlias, and sunflowers. On the other hand she passes on sweet peas, daffodils, and carnations. Knowing this makes my life way easier because I can now purchase arrangements/bouquets that incorporate these flowers. (I collect this data in a document because I'm actually retarded and need to refer to it every once and a while). You already build stuff. Build a bouquet. Getting a basic flower arrangement going is actually pretty straightforward. You need some flowers, and some greens. For store bought greenery I lean heavily on eucalyptus (smells good), ruscus (widely available), and salal (I like the green). Then snag 1-9 flower stems, cut to varying heights and typically arranged in odd numbers. (I vaguely recall something about a visual preference for things in threes?). I also usually stick to just one flower type both for cost and visual appeal. Start with small arrangements and get your reps in. A girl that's worth keeping will absolutely appreciate small thoughtful arrangements and you get a chance to get some reps in. Also, if you give a lot of flowers without any justification she wont learn to associate flowers with your wrongdoings. You spent time and money, make this shit last. Start by a couple nice vases of different capacities and pick a style that your significant other will enjoy. I like using pinch pots to add little flower pops around the house (like in the bathroom) and larger vases to use as a centerpiece in the living room or dining room. - Trim at least an inch above the store cut, but below a leaf node. - Cut on a 45 degree angle with a sharp knife on a cutting board. - Lukewarm water + the packet of flower food for the first few days. - After a few days change the water daily or when it looks funky. Get Gooder. Once you've got the basics down you can always level up. Flowers don't have to be a feminine pursiut, and arranging them is absolutely a skill and a means of a̶u̶t̶i̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ artistic expression. There's plenty of videos you can watch on the subject. This random one I found is actually a pretty good primer on getting advanced:

when it comes to flowers, its all about presentation. those do look shitty BUT its only bc they have not been arranged. Unfortunately, you do have to do that yourself - lol

Why do you have to take a kind gesture, and shit on it? In 5 years if you’re still lucky enough to be with that guy and he stops bringing you flowers, Remember all the times you said ITS NICE BUT.

That’s when you tell her that you didn’t buy them for her but bought them for the house. lol 😂

Hmm, I "love" the female double speak.

Face of a DOG. Really thinks she is pretty. Really isn't.

What a bitch.

What a bitch

Fuck the flowers, I'm never coming home again.