Foolproof Ways To Avoid Getting Deported

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My favourite tip is #9: ask Selena Gomez to hide you in one of her mansions.

I can see how easing up on the murderin' could be helpful.

No, I'm not taking off my sombrero and you can't make me

just tell them you identify as a citizen 😆

Simple, but effective... I'm ded.

How bout don't stop traffic while waving a foreign flag?

Wow, I did not know all that. Oh wait that’s right, we got a new president in the office and he’s going after law breakers.😆😆

@The_Kyle_Mann Which one?

Try not committing crimes.