For educational purposes only! 🤣

Mhmm

Ok but for educational purposes what if you hypothetically need to lighten the aircraft by ditching the onboard AGM-84H/K SLAM-ERs in the general direction of people who were not very nice? For weight savings.

That's classified. 🤫

Yeah, I knew this already. I start the jet in MS Flight Sim all the time.

"I feel the need. The need, FOR SPEED!"

@Supersonic_Red when she was a teen fighter pilot. 😅

Not as catchy as a shanty.

When I steal f18s, what I do is battery, generators, apu, crank right, fuel, crank left add fuel. Stop fucking around cos they heard the apu and you’re on the clock. Brake off, so long suckers.

🤣 😂

Let me know when you’re ready for me to teach you the big boys

Wow this is cancer Here's the non brainrot original:

That would liven up my criminal record.

🤣🤣🤣

It's hilariously accurate. 😂

Absolutely 🤣

Serious question…. Do these things have lo-jack or something? Or should I not park it in my garage?

If you're gonna steal one of these, plan on it being a one-time one-way flight. And you're probably not gonna land it, so, make sure you've brought a flight suit to buckle in for an ejection seat ride at the end. 😂

I’d like to think I could fly it. ( I know I can’t 😂) But I’m not even remotely thinking I’d land it. But it would be a fun ride either way.

My division officer (a Pilot) at VFA-143 took me over to the Navy's flight simulator as a congratulatory gift when I got promoted to E-4. I had no problem taking off from the land runway and flying around. Then he had the guy change the simulation to a carrier landing. During the day too, not at night when it's way crazier. Just put me 200 miles behind the ship and gave me a shot at catching the wire. He was telling me all this shit, and I could barely even see the ship. It looked like a pack of gum floating in the ocean. He was telling me to keep my eye on this gauge, and make sure I check this and that. Blah blah blah...I couldn't keep track of all the shit he was telling me so I said "I got this, sir. Just let me put this plane on the deck." He chuckled and said "Ok, champ." Seconds later, I missed the wires entirely and crashed directly into the giant tower on the flight deck. 🤣

My step father worked on the flight deck of the USS Bon Homme Richard during Vietnam and told me about a jet who missed the wires bounced and ended up dangling the jet over the side in the safety nets. Yeah that sounds like a pucker moment.

That'll do it! 🫣

So now we playin Grand Theft Aircraft? Nice

This is fucking amazing 👏

And it's hilariously accurate. 😂

She didn't tell them where to get the keys, or how to use the bucket of propwash or the reel of flightline.

solo monica is a gem

No FCS BIT? CV is only if you're aligning to the boat, any legacy hornet today will be on an airfiled. What about flaps settings, trim, etc? I feel like a lot is missing here, even for the DCS jet lol

she got the trackIR and everything she IN it

Don’t tell them about the circuit breakers 🤫

Starting the jet is meaningless without learning the ladder part first

When the time comes I will probably not be able to download these. But a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

🫡 Godspeed.

Nothing more dangerous than a bored carpenter.

A bored welder? 🤔

A bored person that is good with their hands is a recipe for problems. My job is currently killing me.

Idle hands are the devils playthings. 😂

In 2026 we still haven’t upgraded planes..

I know bro. It's a conspiracy. 🤔

RAlt+Home. Way easier.

Okay, so good so far… um… how do I land?

How a about they automate that shit?

@mjavinod

Such an annoying forced quirky cunt

Ok let's see a case 3 landing thx

Bookmarked

I'll never tell you I won the lottery, but there will be signs.

She is a total doll and takes it so seriously which is that much better! This stuff smokes the dam Nintendo POS I had 😂