For my realtor friends

Realtors do nothing - change my mind

And the moral of this meme is that that the residential real estate market it is a giant collusion between all these parties with none of them having the seller or buyer's best interest in the forefront of what they do.

Legit funny

to be fair they could have done the same about buyer's attorney but that's more niche

LOL. I thought it would be the Lawyer

Same!

Years ago it was the Uncle for me. The uncle “who used to do real estate.” 🤦🏾‍♂️

"My dad was an engineer and he has some concerns about the foundation."

Bunch of grifting pos humans who’d dare complain when they’re temporarily derailed on their unearned gravy train. Learn a skill and and earn some self respect.

OK, that’s some funny stuff right there

did you see how the appraiser almost fumbled 😄

lol, I was waiting for the appraiser to mess it all up Was relieved 😅

I was waiting for the borrower to pull a $75,000 loan for a BMW with $1000 down 5 days before closing when they were already near the max DTI 🤣🤣🤣

Best thing on X today!

This might be your best work

there goes the deal:)

My realtor did absolutely nothing but collect 6%

Replace “Buyer’s Parents” with “Recognized Environmental Condition” and it’s accurate for CRE

Every time

Honestly lawyers bat a thousand on kicking a deal in the nuts

😂

@bethanyjbabcock

More like ‘buyer’

No that should be the inspector. They are the worst

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I knew it was coming I knew dad was lurking

@ThinkAppraiser Haha

Hahahahahaa!!!

😂😂😂

It was all going so well

Can I share this with my lender friend?

@KyleRiggins

I can attest to this being true. 😂

Ha ha. So true

truth! thanks for posting.

Yepyep

Where's the lawyer?! You know, the one who kicks the ball out of play.

So funny! And truthful!

Yep!😂