For only $899, Bryce Harper will record a personalized message for an incoming high school freshman while trying to merge on the highway

Hope the kid remembers to work hard.

Checking his blind spot multiple times during the video is genius level comedic writing, can’t believe he made this unironically

Realistically, how many cameo requests is he getting to make it worth his time while he's getting $26 million/year?

getting paid $36,000/hr for yapping while driving

Does he really need the $899? Does that even impact his life at all? Guy has a $330 million contract.

And mfs pay for it lmfao idiots get that bag goat 😹

Please god I hope more of these drop 😂

I doom scroll on tiktok while in traffic for free so not that weird

Bag chaser

If I'm the Phillies, I would buy him a Tesla with FSD

Is he secretly broke? Why is he doing these?

How much to do it while trying to back into a parking spot at Costco on a Saturday afternoon?

Yo this is hilarious 🤣🤣

He's dead between the 👀.

Guy makes 25 million a year, a cuck for money I’d say.

Why is a Bryce Harper doing cameos?

This is pathetic lol

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

How @StarZssb looks at you when he wants to run it back on sbf

He’s a whore for money. What a fucking loser.

wtf it's not like he's low on cash lol

How many millions does he make for playing ball and endorsing products?? Why does he need to debase himself like this?

50 game suspension

So it cost Draft Kings $900 to try to entice a crippled gambling addict?

Wait, didn't this guy sign a $300 million dollar contract?! Why is he doing cameo requests?

Rough week for Bryce 😳

This is just an absurd pull what else can I say

i mean at 900 bucks it probably keeps it to the people who really WANT a message from bryce. and yeah it allows him to make 2 minute videos. if it were any cheaper he’d be flooded. turnaround time would be terrible and the vids would undoubtedly be shorter

But he rarely takes batting practice. He took it yesterday so he can warm up for the All Star homerun derby. 🙄

this guy sucks.

@CardPurchaser Yeah stay off your phone when you are driving

I am more impressed with is contract he is doing $899 cameo's but hey when you break it down to hourly pay it's a pretty impressive side hustle

Is it him or AI

Yes pretend like no one else is ever on their phone while driving & we all do it for free! Aren’t we stupid?