For some reason I believe him 🤔

Imagine being a hunter watching this nekkid old dude approach your fake turkey

Rumor has it...that this is exactly how Harry Sisson makes friends, probably.

Accurate

I do the same thing, but when I crawl backwards, I have the barrel of the gun between my legs so what I fire, the heat warms my testicles.

Not many know this trick

There are far easier ways that don’t require you to stalk the bird “butthole first.” I know a game warden who just holds a fan of feathers in front of his face, he crawls right up to them (butthole facing away & clothed).

That wardens way sounds ridiculous

Yea but think of how stupid you'd look waving feathers in front of your face like that. I'll stick with the old man's method and keep my dignity

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Whelp thats enough scrolling for the night.

Hey dad how you kill so many turkeys

That is the wildest secret I ever heard 😂

That's some @DreamweaverOnX shit right there, straight turkey alpha, now I know why they call him the one eyed Louisiana monster

You can attract Emu’s by getting on your back and putting your legs in the air like you’re peddling a bike. I suspect it’s because they think it’s one of their own and are coming to laugh…

Make sure you take a left handed knife as well, for the backwards kill.

I did not this this particular piece of information

*yet

Oh yea. I just saw the error. Thanks.

No I mean you don't need this information *yet*

Hot take but this is the ideal father in law

Taking off all my clothes, down on all fours and crawling backwards, looking like a one-eyed monster.

killing turkeys tooted up was not on my 26’ bingo card

@AngelofHelghan7 @HellsFireAlpha Excuse me what lmfao

Kinda want to see the video of this lol

Back up into what???? 😭😭😭

If not him someone WILL try it 🤣 I love turkey hunting but not that much

Well shit I been doing it all wrong then damn

Survival tips 😆

Crawl and pray he won't try to peck monster in the eye as self-defence

Didn’t expect that at all 😂

Not really need to know that. Imagine a naked old guy backing up on a turkey.

Very useful information

😂👌

I am now questioning why I laughed so hard. I don't like that. I hate this post. But it is fucking hilarious to be honest 👍

lol 😅 Is it weird i'd like to see someone do that Just to see what the Turkey does 🤔

Do you shoot that turkey between your legs not getting your dick shot off"

Master Hunter technique