For those claiming the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has not been sabotaged…here is video evidence of one of the saboteurs in action. This type of brazen vandalism cannot go unpunished. Lock her up and throw away the key.

I assumed most people are familiar with satire, and more specifically, Reductio ad absurdum. Apparently not.

MAGA is too fucking stupid to understand satire. I’m certain they’ve already started the investigation into finding this woman.

Maga are no geniuses. But it’s actually the liberals melting down over this one. This shit is just too easy.

I heard the algae was eating the dogs and the cats.

And turning the frogs gay.

Note: This video was originally posted by @SatireAP The words are mine. The video is hers.

This whole post and comments section is a microcosm of our country. Dude tries to make a funny, sarcastic joke. Everyone loses the point, melts down and the original video poster seems to be somewhat psychotic.

Nice summation.

@RJ_T0day detecting sarcasm in text is difficult

@RJ_T0day My @ should be a clue.

You sound like damn fool. Seek help mental illness is a disease that needs to treatment

Reductio ad absurdum.

That, is sabotage? That? That's why NO One takes you people seriously anymore.

I certainly hope not.

I don't see any sabotage there at all. A lady is touching the water. Am I wrong?

No you’re not.

We also need to arrest the people funding her

obviously she injected the pool with her foreign finger oils, causing paint to peel

@nikitabier I left your name on the bottom of the video for credit. Do you need to borrow my glasses?

@nikitabier I thought including your information in the clip is what we’re supposed to do.

@SatireAP @nikitabier You did enough you credited the original owner, and its transformative in nature with your added commentary so nothing they can do.

Touching the water for 30 seconds? Could it be the hundreds of gallons of hydrogen peroxide Trump had the park service pour into the pool to stop the algae which also stripped the paint.

That’s a competing theory.

Are you fecking serious? Based on that tape?

Official National Park Service pages and social media posts encourage people to “pick up trash (even if it isn’t yours)” as good stewardship.

That is so much worse than the Epstein pedophiles who raped children.

Clearly a highly trained lib ninja. Looking like she is dipping her hand in the water while secretly cutting a 250 ft or 300 ft (Trump claimed both) line in the base of the pool. Her hands move so fast you can’t even see her spread the algae spores. Pirro is on the case.

These saboteurs are tricky.

Obviously the Algae Antifa!

Is the vandalism in the room with us?

The paint is floating in the water. Nobody is vandalizing it.

Wow, this is horrible. She’s literally destroying the pool — it’s obvious. She must have torn at least 300 feet of the pool liner. She’s a real left-wing extremist. I hope she’ll be sentenced to at least 10 years in prison.

It would give her time to reflect on what she’s done.

🤣🤣👍

I'm hoping you're a bot because no real person can be as stupid as you. Oh wait, do you support the 🍆💍👑 by any chance? Explains it all

@ashhub_ash Yes. I’m the new model bot. Undetectable from an actual idiot.

She touched the water with her hand you mouthbreathing knuckledragger. WTF is wrong with you people. They are inept bunch of clowns who put a dark paint at the bottom of the pool that created heat which sparked the algae. Then they had a bunch of hobos pour peroxide in there not knowing shit about the science behind or the measurements taken to be effective. JFC.

She touched the water! OMG! Off with her head!

We've entered the twilight zone. National guard for that stupid shit. Holy fuck!

😂🤣😂🤣 Photosynthesis. Look it up. You MAGA are ridiculous. The entire world laughs at you and your idiotic gullibility.

Gullibility? I assume you’re not familiar with Poe’s Law.

FAKE NEWS Her name is Stina Blomgren and she works for Sveriges Televisio (Swedish TV)

The CN note here says “you are not allowed to touch the water” 🤣🤣🤣 What’s going on out there in America 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

Yup - what she did is worse than smearing feces on the walls of the Capitol.

To be fair, I have touched that water dozens of times while I stop while riding my bike. It has never been an issue until now. Don’t be a clown follower. 🤡

I hope this is sarcasm...

Me too.

This is where Trump got his original idea to accuse people of vandalism from a post he saw that was parody, and then his minions ran with it.

Wasn't that video captured roughly 48 hours AFTER the damage was first noticed? Yep, good one kunty. You're in a cult, you fuckwit.

I know. But we get free hats.

PROOF !!!

Unhinged TDS Lib transferred algae from her hand to the water. SABOTAGE! Why do they not like nice things ?😂

What are you seeing? I don’t see a saboteur in action, just someone touching some water in the Reflecting Pool with her hand. NO EVIDENCE HERE OF ANY CRIME.

I’m seeing someone who doesn’t get satire. What are you seeing?

Excellent satire. I missed it first time around.

Thanks.

It seems like there’s a lot of people on this thread that are unfamiliar with sarcasm.

I noticed that.