for those uninitiated

“Because I’m an Orioles fan.” LETS GOOOOOO O’S!!!!!!!!!!!!

I prefer Doug Stanhope's "Rooting for the Yankees is like walking into a casino and rooting for the house."

@NickZararis That last "f*ck you" is such pure loathing

Once again Lewis Black with a Correct Opinion

Big Jumpy Jump and Farty Bo Bo

"Snacky Fick-Fuck" might be the most genius thing I've ever heard

And now we have $50 parking at Citi Field

Gotta root for the underdogs in Queens that are owned by a hedge fund billionaire and give props to Baltimore that’s owned by a private equity firm!

fuckin dork lol

well played. I can’t come back from that

@getinHottonhere

This is phenomenal

Y'know I've seen plenty of comics used the most messed up notebooks I've ever seen yet I've never seen one use an iPad. Huh. Makes a lot of sense actually

thought this was gustavo petro at first

This bit is deeply ableist

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His hate is more pure than the love of a mother, more concentrated than 170 proof vodka

@TheGrindstone3 wait for the kicker at the end

Guy takes yet another W