Found a sick new guy on TikTok

Bro even has armor for his dog

Anyways follow me or something I won’t be promoting anything bc I’m not a sellout 💪

Dude rocks

The neighbors have no idea what they’re missing behind that privacy fence

This made me realize cringe is just something done without confidence. This guy fuckin rocks

god it would be way easier to make fun of this dude if “cut through five water bottles with a sword” wasn’t high up on the list of desires I pretend not to have

This rules

He’s beast

Impossibly juggalo coded

How sick would it be if this was your bedroom

@JustinWhang

Yea? Lets see him do that to a Dasani bottle there water is way thicker.

His whole family must have drowned the way he hates water

Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (Fromsoftware, 2019)

@HeheWaitWhut Nobunaga Oda would have absolutely made this man a retainer

Irl Sodom from Final Fight

@HeheWaitWhut Reminds me of a guy from my small town who we called cocaine Dave for some reason.

Yoo this guy is kinda cool for bringing out the club too

the mortal enemy of hydration

@JustinWhang Seems the samurai is making a comeback

Finally some good fucking content

I feel like his name is Benji and he used to be really cool back in high school. He just recently quit smoking Marlboro reds and has picked up a sword hobby. His cholesterol is high but he ignored his doctors advice to start a statin regime. You rock Benji.

Lone Wolf and Jug

Bushido Keith with the Katana

This is who they had in mind when they made the last samurai

he wouldve devoured a role in big trouble in little china

Those water bottles never saw it coming

Goddamn I fuckin' love Busta Rhymes.

His mortal enemy: plastics recycler

this isnt a new guy. the individual himself may be different but this is a full on archetype, theres tons of this guy. face with a thousand masks and so on...

Weeb final boss

@DGisSERIOUS Is that a grown up Jedi kid?

What a W thanks for the handle

new guy just dropped

23&me says I’m .03% Japanese Me:

it's @JuliusIrvington

Audio on for full level of greatness

got a min for a new song?