four score and seven beers ago

My car mechanic is Thomas Jefferson’s twin. Same face, same hair, same bald spot. 100% identical. He’s in jail for trafficking cocaine now 😂

I feel like Honest Abe knew a few white monsters in his day

Of course it’s AI, American Intelligence 🦅

About to deliver the shredysburg address

I think the underlying desire of this skit , curiosity about how our own lives compare to the lived experiences of people in the past, is actually very good and healthy and we should nurture it

It’s so weird when you know exactly where that 7/11 is

Bill and Ted remake

Wow, that blew his mind.

@Ordarknight

If he’d had a few white monsters before the play, John Wilkes Booth would’ve got his ass whooped

@thewreathwright

He boutta become one

Would vote for em

@gorilla_wrfre

You have a Time Machine and bring Abe Lincoln back from the past and the first thing you let him experience about the times changing is a fucking white monster

Dude that guy looks just like him

U.S. lore if we could just get our shit together

@crypt0e @satsdart you look cool in this one

I know a jobsite inspector who looks exactly like Ben Franklin

Do you think monsters are alcohol? Also Lincoln was a traitor

More like BABEraham Lincoln What a boss

@HydroOW2

😹😹😹

Certified banger.

Lol

Ya blew it "Four Lokos and seven beers ago"

@Desandope

🤣🤣

Hell fuckin yeah brother ! Made my day