Frank the Tank casting a signed Cholowski puck into the river because the puck is cursed Devils by a thousand tonight Thank you for your service, Frank Fleming

@NjTank99 Its the dumb bitch that got the witch involved to "uncurse" the Devils. They're actually cursed now.

@NjTank99 She did say it would take 15 games. Let’s see how we look in a week or so

@NjTank99 I thought its almost been a month or close enough already but I could be wrong...

@NjTank99 Correction: she said 1-6 weeks (kinda broad target if u ask me) and it’s been 16 days

@NjTank99 Sooooooooooooo around the time Jack "should" be back anyways lol

@NjTank99 Well that didn’t work

@NjTank99 Idiot

@NjTank99 Frank threw this guy all the way to manhattan #NJDevils

@NjTank99 They're careening down the standings cuz of u and your stupid birthday party!

@NjTank99 Last time Frank was involved Jack fell on glass. Now who is next?

@NjTank99 that shit did NOT work, is he just gonna start throwing other random shit away till it does?

@NjTank99 Only Frank knows

@NjTank99 Someone should throw hom off a bridge. Except no one can lift the fat fuck.

@NjTank99 This dude is a clown

@NjTank99 fuck you Frank, you're cursed!

@NjTank99 This made me laugh out loud that he willed into existence 🤣

@NjTank99 Frank you gotta sacrifice some more shit into the river. This team is in troubllleeeeee

@NjTank99 Vegas Golden Knights 3 New Jersey Devils 0

@NjTank99 But the puck isn’t tied to a fishing line.

@NjTank99 You mean littering.

@NjTank99 He should sacrifice some of his weight

@NjTank99 Nothing will save this shitbag team