Free returns if you survive.

"I'm a bird" is the icing on the cake.

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USPS driver when he has to pick up the return item:

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice

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Damn

Yes a penguin 🐧

You have the rest of your life to fix or return it.

Pretty sure that's a hang glider, not meant to actually skydive with

So thats why it was rated 5 stars on Amazon

Always annoys me that he never tests parachutes. Like, yea the kite surfing thing isn't built for you to jump out of a plane, it literally just has grab handles lol Of course it breaks

Well if your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to try and fix it 🤷🏼‍♂️

Well no one jumps without a reserve shoot... but lol.

Aim for the bushes

Legit wtf is it supposed to be used for 🤣 cause that mf wouldn’t even work on a trampoline

I jumped off the roof with a homemade parachute when I was a kid. It looked remarkably similar to this.

That's a kite.

Crazy part is they won’t collect the item back and they will refund you in full 😂

$5 on Amazon!?... they could've gotten it for $2.50 on Temu 🤣

This is actually a kite surf glider, never meant to withstand a fall, just to propel a human on a surfboard. 🤯🤣

I needed that when I used to jump off the high end of my grandmother’s porch as a little kid 🤣

You shoulda splurged for the warranty

That's a kite, I have one. Simmilar to kite surfing kites, yes, it can pick you up off the ground if flown properly. No it cannot take the stress of being deployed in 125mph of wind from a dead stop.

I don’t see any customer complaints

Best amazon video review ever

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Used parachute for sale. Like new never opened ( small stain ) 250.00

Surgery guaranteed! If you die, you don't pay!

That’s a kite not a parachute

If the shoot did not rip, the guy would have to have a heck of grip not have it pulled out of his hands

What’s the main reason behind this video?@grok

Prime delivery to the ground.