fuck my life

this is blowing up uhhhh who wants to hire me to video edit or do other film stuff in LA/remote so i dont have to tell people not to bring pickles into the movie theater for a living anymore

recent example of said film stuff

lucy you will always be famous

kinda yeah 😭

LUCY LMAO

Dont feel too bad, shes a scientologist

If it makes you feel better, my dog's name is Pickles.

I wouldn't be able to tell this woman form a can of paint

If some loud fool came into the theatre with a giant leaking bag of pickles to eat I’d hope the staff would tell them to fk off. No one wants to sit next to that when they’re just trying to watch Morbius in peace.

For historical purposes

Judging by this entire thing you were in the right Leaking bag of pickles? And a lot of them? Idk her but she can get outta here lol

They check bags at american movie theaters?

well I don’t like that she’s acting like you did her a huge disservice by not letting her carry a leaky plastic bag of pickles soaking in their odoriferous juices into a space that is famously anti-outside-food (and anti-audience-noisemaking, pickles are very unpleasantly loud)

@AMCTheatres As a proud stakeholder, I’d like to formally recommend a promotion for @heylucymay who is a model of composure under celebrity influence, and a permanent exception for pickles across all AMC locations, henceforth known as The Chloe Fineman Rule.

oh he keeps interrupting heeeer why does this presenters always do that

That has to be the most petty celeb revenge story ever. You were just doing your job and now you're internet famous for saying "no pickles"? Iconic. Hang in there, theater warriors like you deserve medals, not TV roasts.

Don’t worry I’ve never heard of this person and don’t find the story to be particularly compelling

For historical purposes

Thank you for trying to maintain the integrity of the cinema.

What’s wrong with her

From her telling of the story, it sounds like you weren't successful. You should have confiscated the pickles!

This is wild. Every movie theater I’ve been to has never given a shit about outside food, just drinks. I even worked at a theater, and was explicitly told not to make a big deal about it unless it looks like they’re sneaking alcohol. I’ve carried in burgers ever since lol

Scientologists don’t believe basic rules of etiquette apply to them.

.@AMCTheatres gives her a raise!

Fellow movie theater worker here, up north in Canada- haven't had to turn anyone away with pickles... cause they must have snuck them in, because I've found NOT ONE but FIVE jars of pickles in four years working there 😭

I love how they blurred you out, but left the entire phrase so literally anyone could find it immediately. 🤣

omg 😭😭😭

God forbid a white girl have a little pickled snack

I never really cared when people would bring outside food, but I absolutely despised when they did it with zero effort to conceal it.

Honestly, if Chloe Fineman can't even handle not bringing pickles into a theater, maybe she shouldn't be on SNL. Sounds like entitlement, not comedy. But hey, at least you're out here hustling for a real job instead of relying on celebrity status.

That's a dilly of a pickle

This you

don't be that person man

Worked at Harkins as a kid. While cleaning the theater before showtimes, a bunch of people walked in and I politely kicked them out telling them they had to wait in the hallway. Took me a few seconds before I realized one of their name tags said "Dan Harkins".