Fuck my light. 🤦🏻‍♂️💡

Oh bby... 💀

Sometimes, people are like 'why do you keep mentioning your degrees?', and this is why. Because they're the only counter-evidence I have that I'm not an absolute dumbass. 😅

ANDREW?! (No, but really, this made me audibly laugh. 😂)

Hahaha that’s me. I’d assume the worst and go backwards.

So how many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 🤣

Two. One to screw the new bulb, and one to keep its mouth busy so the neighbours don't hear.

Pleased you saw the light 💡 ‼️🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣 scarlett for ya 🤣🤣🤣

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