fucking hate how similar he is to my inner monologue

if i took the substance he would come out

I sadly quote “right neowwww” all the time

that’s because you’re sexy

Orlando International… nice

I have a coworker like this and I always know it will be a good day when we’re scheduled together.

this being my airport

i need him in my life idk why i just need this energy around me

I wonder how often TSA workers think to themselves “do we really have to bother with this one?”

how does he embody the spirit of a middle aged white facebook mom

hey airplaaaane 🫸🫸