fun fact: hs2 ppl have never talked to hs1 ppl

He’s onto something 😂

I think at this moment in time, the only way the Tories stand a chance of being voted back in, is if they campaign on the Thomas the Tank Engine pledge to transform all our trains with faces at the front.

A fun fact about HS1 it cost only £51 million per mile but that was higher than other projects in many other countries. Not so fun fact about HS2 the cost per mile has sped ahead meaning that the cost of high speed rail in the UK remains a World beating cost?

Firstly, Hilarious and secondly, I love it when you talk to you x

Quite the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! 'wings' faces''

It’s the Thomas the Tank engine comment for me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Michael, you just get better and better. You never fail to cheer me day when needed 🙏🤣

As one of the HS1 people I recognise this. Rather than wings, haven't the HS2 people spent a shed load of money trying to appease folks in the Chilterns and buying up land. How much is the actual railway?

The Sphincter tightening Art of Spicer.

Just spat my drink on my phone because of a line in this.