Funeral Business

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett When I went to collect my mom's ashes, the funeral director handed me the urn and asked if I approved. "It's perfect", I replied. "She always looked good in burgundy". He was not amused. My mom would've LOVED that joke. 😂

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Hahaha

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett If you ever want a REALLY GOOD CHUCKLE, ask me about the 9th or 10th time I got fired from the Chinese Buffet!

@LandauDave @GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Now I want to know!

@LandauDave @GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett 3.) Frank: uh I don't know a rooster! I pick up a placement with the Chinese zodiac signs and point. You need a cock?! Frank: YES! I need uh a cock. But you know, uh not too big. Not uh too little. I need a make a soup my sins grow a tall. Now, all the customers are quiet!

@LandauDave @GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett *placemat

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett I miss qb

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Bring back Normal World Sketches!

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett When this played on SDDA, Dad was shocked at who the Funeral director was and didn't believe me I knew by the voice before seeing him. "That's that one guy, he actually looks like a normal person there!"

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett I'll have a Sex on the Beach, double, extra ice, please

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett fantastic... I want grandma to look like a 3$ whore...

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Par excellence! Not sure if this is douchey or appreciated (story of my life) but should be *assholes not asshole's in the credits. The asshole does not possess anything (that we know of) nor is it abbreviated for a-hole is.

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett My asshole owns land

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Bet it has a killer land acknowledgement.

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Tom Cruise references

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Another Landau Banger!!!!

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett 😆😆😆😆 DL flexing his prodigious and diverse ENTERTAINMENT skills! @netflix these guys are better than Tires! Tires is great!

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Man I heard this on audio first and it was funny. Seeing it is better, always glad to see the gang together

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Dudes, y'all killing me! Love me some @QTRBlackGarrett Now I have the hippy hippy shakes.

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Bumper sticker on the casket that reads "Yesterday was the last day of the rest of my life."

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Ok, no joke, I actually have stipulated that I want a balloon drop at my funeral, no tears, all fun stories, it has to be catered so no one has to cook & leftovers sent to a homeless shelter. I want the “FUN” put into funeral🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett This was amazing ! Tres bien ! Thanks

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Holy shit 😂😂😂

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett 🤩 🤣 We need you and 1/4 Black on Kill Tony.

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett For an extra 100 bucks, we can provide a Rip Taylor impersonator to lighten the mood.

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett You and QB rocked it!

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett I'm not old enough to consider a funeral, and I'm not saying this is definitely the funeral I want. I'm just saying if this was a real option on the table, I'm not saying "no"

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett I can see a ton of crusty old white pe- I'm sorry, "parrot heads" - enjoying a Margaritaville Cinematic Universe. There's money to be made from that, for sure. They could crossover with The Beach Boys and Frankie & Annette to find the mythical Cheeseburger in Paradise.

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Brilliant

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett Hail QBG

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett 🥓🐷🥓 🦜🥓 Funeral suitable for "Parrot-heads". 💞🦜💞

@GerardVsEvil @QTRBlackGarrett That was amazing bro. I stop watching crowder when you left.