Funny Joke I got a Vasectomy....

Gonna finish the joke by saying he left and the doctor walked in 5 seconds later and said “who the hell was that guy”

@samtripoli Bruh I ain't getting no vasectomy. Tf...

You do realize that makes you gay right

I tell ya what, the assistant during my vasectomy was the cutest chick you've ever seen... But man that room was COLD 😂

Idk about anyone else here, but I think it’s kinda childish to pretend like a doctor cleaning you for a surgery is a reason to act like that. Men🤦‍♀️

He cradled the balls he stroked the shaft

Funny set 🤣😂 On a serious note, The LORD said to reproduce and be fruitful. Vasectomy is at least not being fruitful and at worst just prepping for serial adultery. Find God first and then find 1 woman. All other lifestyles are below this one and it’s not a matter of my “opinion”. 🤷‍♂️

Somebody in the back 🤣

Yeah that’s how I feel during GYN visits lol I go full Toy Story haha it’s unbelievably uncomfortable.

Nah could never do none of that medical shit no way a grown man touching my area 😭🤷‍♂️

I got a vasectomy as well. I don’t remember this part. In my defense, I was VERY drugged😅

Plot twist: There was no doctor's assistant it was just the janitor wearing a lab coat! 😀

fighting demons trying not to get hard as they fondle ur balls

Bro got the Diddy package. They apply all that using forceps and gauze 🤣

Had it done. Made sure I went to a female doctor with female assistants. The before was the best part. 😂

That's ROFLMAO funny!

I wonder how many men you just scared off getting it done now 🤣😂

What’s this guys name?

Ayo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He’s sexy

Anyone else think they heard the Kill Tony meow soundboard?

Mine was cleaned by two women. I was the younger ones first time. And yes....

I had the ugliest female ever pre assess me & I mean damn ugly . My ex wife was with me & couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that my jewels were being thrown about like a pair of dice & the woman was literally staring at my manhood . I was mortified . Still a joke years later

Mine was nothing like this. Female asst gave me props for doing a great job shaving. She didn't have to do a thing. The doc was a former military doc. Start to finish was like 9 minutes, no kidding. He bragged 4ever on his many he could do in an hour 🙄

I’m pretty sure you can ask for a woman to do it, saying you’re uncomfortable getting fondled by a man.

This is mildly homophobic.

It’s a funny bit but man, this would be a weird reaction to a medical procedure.

1%er here WRONG! Do your research! Oh yeah, odds BTW my dad 1 %er also,... to bad I didnt get the F- ing warning!

If I was the comedian, I will say oh shit. The most crazy thing is I have been got a fucking erection.

Hahahaha 🤣😂😅😆😀😂 And he didn’t even get an opportunity to put his feet in the stirrups! 🤣😄🤣