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Funny Joke I got a Vasectomy....

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Dr. Tom Fartzenballs5 months ago

Gonna finish the joke by saying he left and the doctor walked in 5 seconds later and said “who the hell was that guy”

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THE Woke Hospice5 months ago

@samtripoli Bruh I ain't getting no vasectomy. Tf...

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TDMDouble05 months ago

You do realize that makes you gay right

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Awolraven5 months ago

I tell ya what, the assistant during my vasectomy was the cutest chick you've ever seen... But man that room was COLD 😂

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Skye5 months ago

Idk about anyone else here, but I think it’s kinda childish to pretend like a doctor cleaning you for a surgery is a reason to act like that. Men🤦‍♀️

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Mr.Forgettable5 months ago

He cradled the balls he stroked the shaft

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Plane-trotter ✝️5 months ago

Funny set 🤣😂 On a serious note, The LORD said to reproduce and be fruitful. Vasectomy is at least not being fruitful and at worst just prepping for serial adultery. Find God first and then find 1 woman. All other lifestyles are below this one and it’s not a matter of my “opinion”. 🤷‍♂️

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Big Daddy Xavi✨5 months ago

Somebody in the back 🤣

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news5 months ago

Yeah that’s how I feel during GYN visits lol I go full Toy Story haha it’s unbelievably uncomfortable.

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HeyWood_JaBlomi5 months ago

Nah could never do none of that medical shit no way a grown man touching my area 😭🤷‍♂️

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Rich5 months ago

I got a vasectomy as well. I don’t remember this part. In my defense, I was VERY drugged😅

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Sipriano Dias5 months ago

Plot twist: There was no doctor's assistant it was just the janitor wearing a lab coat! 😀

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Wompa5 months ago

fighting demons trying not to get hard as they fondle ur balls

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Brad George5 months ago

Bro got the Diddy package. They apply all that using forceps and gauze 🤣

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ChaseMe5 months ago

Had it done. Made sure I went to a female doctor with female assistants. The before was the best part. 😂

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Nebraskan For Mizzou5 months ago

That's ROFLMAO funny!

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Mamacigs5 months ago

I wonder how many men you just scared off getting it done now 🤣😂

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Emilio5 months ago

What’s this guys name?

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wtg kk5 months ago

Ayo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Smangela-Annie kaKhuzwayo5 months ago

He’s sexy

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The_Infernos5 months ago

Anyone else think they heard the Kill Tony meow soundboard?

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the truth is hard5 months ago

Mine was cleaned by two women. I was the younger ones first time. And yes....

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MACH1MCL5 months ago

I had the ugliest female ever pre assess me & I mean damn ugly . My ex wife was with me & couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that my jewels were being thrown about like a pair of dice & the woman was literally staring at my manhood . I was mortified . Still a joke years later

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JC5 months ago

Mine was nothing like this. Female asst gave me props for doing a great job shaving. She didn't have to do a thing. The doc was a former military doc. Start to finish was like 9 minutes, no kidding. He bragged 4ever on his many he could do in an hour 🙄

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Zero5 months ago

I’m pretty sure you can ask for a woman to do it, saying you’re uncomfortable getting fondled by a man.

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TheRealBabushka5 months ago

This is mildly homophobic.

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pupa5 months ago

It’s a funny bit but man, this would be a weird reaction to a medical procedure.

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Trey T5 months ago

1%er here WRONG! Do your research! Oh yeah, odds BTW my dad 1 %er also,... to bad I didnt get the F- ing warning!

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Adams Noah5 months ago

If I was the comedian, I will say oh shit. The most crazy thing is I have been got a fucking erection.

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Cathy Drexel5 months ago

Hahahaha 🤣😂😅😆😀😂 And he didn’t even get an opportunity to put his feet in the stirrups! 🤣😄🤣

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