Funny story When Noel Gallagher met Jerry Seinfeld

Great story? Nothing at all funny about it. You met Seinfeld that’s it. The rest is just flaunting your wealth - narcissist.

I want Liam or Noel to be in Curb Your Enthusiasm. That would have been class

Fucking great story ? Boring twat - that’s 4 mins of my life I won’t get back !

I’d rather put my head on a railway track than listen to that again.

‘Seinfeld’ was as funny as an orphanage on fire.

I’d be far more impressed seeing Noel Gallagher than Seinfeld … who gives a fuck about him

Noel has never claimed to be an intellectual. He has no idea Seinfeld is a genocide denying racist scumbag.

Reminds me when 1975 said they do media to promote an album tour. Noel does an albumn to promote his media tour

It’s true Seinfeld-esque. It’s all about nothing, we sat through it and ended with, well.. that’s something. There must be something; I sat through all of that. Surely, not for nothing.

Did you skip the funny bit?

Why is Noel hanging out with this Zionist scum bag

Does he realise how boring he is…😴

What a miserable cunt and Seinfeld is a complete scumbag who fancies wee girls.

So far up his own arse it’s a wonder he can breathe proper surposatry!

“What’s your favorite Seinfeld episode?” “Nevermind that, let me tell you a great story.”

Bore a glass eye to sleep that lad

Noel loves himself some Noel. This pop dinosaur really knows how to drag out a non story

Why did they edit out the funny part?

Noel and Liam are great storytellers.

Who cares about a genocidal sociopath Zio bitch. Such a shit story. Noel is obviously a simpleton

Not a great storyteller TBF.

Funny?? How NOT to tell a story! 😟

@NoelGallagher what’s the deal with taco night for dinner? You always put too much sour cream and not enough cheese. The entire time you’re eating, all you’re thinking about is how many you’re going to make in your next batch… And if you like hot sauces, well good luck tomorrow

What’s funny about that? Even the audience seemed to be struggling, with fake nervous laughter.

Wow what a fantastic story. Do tell us more. Rather watch fucking paint dry.

Hilarious!🙄

About as funny as a wet fart 💨

Blokes a wanker

Fell asleep listening to that

Get Liam on 😎 nole is a knob 🤮 🙏 🇵🇸 🙏

He's up his own ar*se

What a shit story. I would rather have heard his favourite episode. And I would rather eat my own shit than hear what his favourite episode of Seinfeld is. What a twat.

@AssiaVonNeumann ti pregooo 🤣🤣🤣

Anti climax

Who knew Noel Gallagher was from London.