GANDALF: do NOT touch the palantír PIPPIN:

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All joking and fantasy references aside, this is a spectacular floor routine. The control!

yes, it's seriously so impressive

How does one figure out they can do this.

Sauron on the other side:

Meanwhile, Sauron getting dizzy af like

Damn NF made it to the Olympics.

Yet- if Pippin had not gazed into the palantir, the eye would not have been distracted and the quest would have failed. Masterful. What a wonderful story.